Pixie Geldof borrows Bob's wallet for some home improvements

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Pixie Geldof hits the shops to spend her hard earned cash

Costs a bob

Wed, 26/08/2009 - 17:34 by Harry Bow

Saw her coming... Not since Lily Allen decided to become an art collector has a trader had such a good opportunity to rip-off a completely clueless celeb...

Despite looking like a King's Cross street walker transported from 1986 (double-denim?! NOOOO), we all know Pixie Geldof has a bob-a-bob or two, so let's hope the market trader flogging his wares on Portobello Road saw her coming...

"Old stained mattress originally from Argos? It has a jizz-stain in the shape of Michael Jackson's left finger, so that's at least £25,000 – although I'll throw in a table leg shaped like the arm of a starving Etheopian for an extra £500."

Still, it's a sensible move of Pixie to do a bit of refurbishment – remember that Noel Fielding's cock has probably been in close proximity to most of her home pieces. Bonfire night isn't soon enough.

Check out picture 8; it's nice of Bob to lend her a hand - as well as his wallet.

We think the scene panned out like this Harry Enfield sketch...'

Pixie Geldof pictures, Pixie Geldof

Comments

Head like fucking Zippy
Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:31
Bird? Bloke? Have you felt it's crutch?
the flange Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:34
Then bounced back all the way to the top and crashed back down twice as hard. Ugly 'young' cunt..
malachysdad Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:07
She should use the fucking money to get some surgery done, jeezus that's a fucking obscene-looking woman. That is on a par with the Louis Walsh stalker bint.

She fell out of that same ugly tree as her arrogant sister and hit every fucking branch on the way down...
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 09:35
Ugly is as ugly does.
gagged Thu, 27/08/2009 - 09:14
Quite trying to make the 90's happen!
mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 27/08/2009 - 07:41
You must be very proud eh Bob?
elbow Thu, 27/08/2009 - 07:23
She looks like one of those blue aliens from the Avatar trailer. Freeeeeeak
Boffer Wed, 26/08/2009 - 21:35
What in God's name is wrong with it's face?
Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 19:26

What in God's name is wrong with it's face?
Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 19:26
She looks like one of those blue aliens from the Avatar trailer. Freeeeeeak
Boffer Wed, 26/08/2009 - 21:35
You must be very proud eh Bob?
elbow Thu, 27/08/2009 - 07:23
Quite trying to make the 90's happen!
mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 27/08/2009 - 07:41
Ugly is as ugly does.
gagged Thu, 27/08/2009 - 09:14
She should use the fucking money to get some surgery done, jeezus that's a fucking obscene-looking woman. That is on a par with the Louis Walsh stalker bint.

She fell out of that same ugly tree as her arrogant sister and hit every fucking branch on the way down...
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 09:35
Then bounced back all the way to the top and crashed back down twice as hard. Ugly 'young' cunt..
malachysdad Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:07
Bird? Bloke? Have you felt it's crutch?
the flange Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:34
Head like fucking Zippy
Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:31