Weave heave
Tue, 01/09/2009 - 11:20 by Harry Bow

Oh good LORD, as if we weren't feeling fragile enough after the British bank holiday (and those Geldof topless shots *shudder*), Pixie has only gone and got a weave... 

God, Select Model agency must be gutted that they dropped Pixie Geldof from their books.... London Fashion Week is mere days away and the one-time model has been seen out and about sporting a weave that would make even Britney weep. 

While Peaches Geldof once claimed that she'd only ever use synthetic extensions due to unethical human hair trafficking (this was in the same period that she rocked the world with her investigation of Islam), it looks like Pixie has taken one step further and stumped for genuine straw – and the results seem to have turned her into an Amber Rose/Jessica Simpson hybrid. Stunner.

Even Nick Grimshaw was looking a little bit shocked (see picture 6). Time for hair of the dog I think...

At least it detracts from the double denim...

 

 

 

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:31
  • seriously hideous family, no point at all to them, they actually make my eyes bleed... her with her neanderthal profile and the other one with the lisp and the buck teeth....is there any more at home?

    spiddleydonk Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:06
  • She looks like she raided her older bolder fatter uncles wardrobe!

    dancingworm Wed, 02/09/2009 - 06:14
  • The same can't be said about the tramp she married and had the kids with, and I don't mean the Aussie who strangled himself during a wank

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 21:31
  • She should be wearing them the other way around- over her face!! But thank fuck it is no longer being carnally intertwined with the worlds most ugly man, step forward Noel Fielding. Just imagine a world where the offspring of those ugly ugly munters existed, I would be hoping to smell napalm in the morning.
    Question- why the fuck do none of Paula Yates offspring look like her- in any shape or form?
    Say what you like about her but she was not hit over the head with the ugly stick.....

    the flange Tue, 01/09/2009 - 20:19
  • The Geldorfs......defination of a genetic cul-de sac if ever there was one

    nurcat Tue, 01/09/2009 - 16:44
  • Total utter spastic.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/09/2009 - 15:34
  • What the fuck is wrong with its face?

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 01/09/2009 - 14:07
  • Remedial boots, asylum hair.

    pennycentury Tue, 01/09/2009 - 12:56
  • Jesus, she looks like Piltdown Man with that jawline.

    jiggerycock Tue, 01/09/2009 - 12:55
  • This is the one who should have been christened "Pigface" rather than Pixie. Like her sister Slapppable-face Gobshite.

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 11:44
  • This is the one who should have been christened "Pigface" rather than Pixie. Like her sister Slapppable-face Gobshite.

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 11:44
  • Jesus, she looks like Piltdown Man with that jawline.

    jiggerycock Tue, 01/09/2009 - 12:55
  • Remedial boots, asylum hair.

    pennycentury Tue, 01/09/2009 - 12:56
  • What the fuck is wrong with its face?

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 01/09/2009 - 14:07
  • Total utter spastic.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/09/2009 - 15:34
  • The Geldorfs......defination of a genetic cul-de sac if ever there was one

    nurcat Tue, 01/09/2009 - 16:44
  • She should be wearing them the other way around- over her face!! But thank fuck it is no longer being carnally intertwined with the worlds most ugly man, step forward Noel Fielding. Just imagine a world where the offspring of those ugly ugly munters existed, I would be hoping to smell napalm in the morning.
    Question- why the fuck do none of Paula Yates offspring look like her- in any shape or form?
    Say what you like about her but she was not hit over the head with the ugly stick.....

    the flange Tue, 01/09/2009 - 20:19
  • The same can't be said about the tramp she married and had the kids with, and I don't mean the Aussie who strangled himself during a wank

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/09/2009 - 21:31
  • She looks like she raided her older bolder fatter uncles wardrobe!

    dancingworm Wed, 02/09/2009 - 06:14
  • seriously hideous family, no point at all to them, they actually make my eyes bleed... her with her neanderthal profile and the other one with the lisp and the buck teeth....is there any more at home?

    spiddleydonk Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:06
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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:31

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