Pixie Geldof looks bloody rough at Fashion Week

Pixie Geldof looking horrific

Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:53 by Metrosexual

Behold - this is what happens when you've got a rich, famous father and no brain in your head; Pixie Geldof.

What the effing hell does this daft twat look like?

Worryingly she shows absolutely every intention of following in her heinous sister Peaches' footsteps.

Why can't she be like that other one, Fifi, and wear a nice tweed suit and live in obscurity?

She sure hasn't got a face for modelling despite what those evil puppet masters at her agency are telling her.

Here she is looking like a special needs bulldog in a Garth from Wayne's World fancy dress outfit.

Comments

They look like they have been rumaging through Bobs memory chest from when he was in his salad days. That jacket that that man?? is wearing looks like he got it from the 2 dollor basket at lifeline while he closed his eyes mind you. Some Dirty mother of the bride wore that years ago you can tell. That hair, well it looks like it coult pop off her head and start murdering everyone with a kitchen knife aka killer condom, but instead killer weave/wig.
dancingworm Tue, 22/09/2009 - 05:14
Pixie was busy so they dug up her Mum to stand in.
BigPhil Tue, 22/09/2009 - 00:00
That is one synapse away from Down's. That is a serious fucking minging fizzog, holy shit on a stick I projectile vomited....
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:32
Scoper.
wittyusername Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:55
Sweet Christ it's fucking munting. What the fuck is wrong with its face?
Henry_McCarty Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:31
Henry_McCarty Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:29
It's the bastard lovechild of the lead singer of The Sweet (ask your parents kidz!) and Jimmy Saville.
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:21
She's more than fugly. She's fucking fugly.
ockerrocker Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:20
What a complete total fucking cunt. Nothing further to add.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:47
I want to actually smack her for being that ugly. Fucking Village of the Damned on smack.
TheDukers Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:47
fugly!
whatthe. Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:22
I'd rather fuck Donatella Versace.
gagged Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:21

I'd rather fuck Donatella Versace.
gagged Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:21
fugly!
whatthe. Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:22
I want to actually smack her for being that ugly. Fucking Village of the Damned on smack.
TheDukers Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:47
What a complete total fucking cunt. Nothing further to add.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:47
She's more than fugly. She's fucking fugly.
ockerrocker Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:20
It's the bastard lovechild of the lead singer of The Sweet (ask your parents kidz!) and Jimmy Saville.
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:21
Henry_McCarty Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:29
Sweet Christ it's fucking munting. What the fuck is wrong with its face?
Henry_McCarty Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:31
Scoper.
wittyusername Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:55
That is one synapse away from Down's. That is a serious fucking minging fizzog, holy shit on a stick I projectile vomited....
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:32
Pixie was busy so they dug up her Mum to stand in.
BigPhil Tue, 22/09/2009 - 00:00
They look like they have been rumaging through Bobs memory chest from when he was in his salad days. That jacket that that man?? is wearing looks like he got it from the 2 dollor basket at lifeline while he closed his eyes mind you. Some Dirty mother of the bride wore that years ago you can tell. That hair, well it looks like it coult pop off her head and start murdering everyone with a kitchen knife aka killer condom, but instead killer weave/wig.
dancingworm Tue, 22/09/2009 - 05:14