Few people got photographed so much doing so little as Pixie Lott or Frankie Saturday did in 2009. They are my "ones to watch" in 2010. If you like watching annoying cows that is. 

Both are relatively attractive, both are young and both are merely enjoying the fruits of their labour - but do they have to do it so damn much?

Credit to them for sticking it out, but they need to pace themselves. It may all seem quite harmless now, but they should take heed and remember that this is how Courtney Love started out (if you swap Mahiki for Julian Cope's cock) and she was last seen sniffing her fingers in an alleyway wearing a bucket on her head.

Plus, they can't have made much money yet. They should really invest in something more stable than a £400 bottle of champagne with a sparkler in it. The last thing we need in 2010 is a celebrity meltdow... oh, hang on. Carry on girls. *sharpens pencil*