Pixie Lott strikes us as stunningly dull. It seems a little unfair that on the other side of the Atlantic Lindsay's being arrested every 20 minutes, Paris is shoving coke up her clopper and Stefani Gaga's turning her clothes into meat jerky while all we get Pixie Lott. Sure she's attractive, but not in a slutty, piss in a bottle at the back of the 259 to Finsbury Park kind of way that we so treasure en Angleterre.

Apparently the silly little thing has released a new clothing line, deciding any time spent trying to produce a record anyone actually listens to would be a waste of time, her being such an abstract musician and that. Instead her innovative new designs have been described as 'dressy', 'smocky' and 'tight-like'. Truly amazing stuff.

Of course, London being as it is, you could open an abattoir and half the Hollyoaks cast would turn up, which is why such a high profile fashion event like this attracted the crème de la crème of the capital's glitterati. Danielle Lloyd, Chipmunk, Professor Green and Imogen Thomas were there along with Konnie Huq, Mollie King and everyone's favourite Welsh girl, Lucie Jones, we'd all explore her valleys etc etc.

Come on team, lets try and inject a little Winehouse into the situation.