Posh designs
Sat, 24/10/2009 - 13:25 by HM writer

Victoria Beckham was arriving at Heathrow airport looking ecstatic and thrilled, or maybe it was sad, distressed, perhaps disappointed, or even tired and a bit irritated (but almost definitely shiny). It's so hard to tell, she never gives anything away...

Although we detect the slight raise of the left eyebrow, though we're not sure whether it was intentional or not. Either way, Posh was modeling one of her very own designs from her high-end fashion line. A zipped cape from her Autumn/Winter collection, which can be yours for a mere £1,110. We'll take two!

It looked a bit baggy on Posh but that's probably because they aren't available in a size triple zero just yet. And from all her designs yet (worn by the likes of Elle Macpherson, Claudia Schiffer and, er, Carol Vorderman) we think is the best so far...

 

 

  • looks like a fire blanket with a zipper on it. Her face is so shiny eww. Her face looks wackier every day you see it. Her mouth is so ugly its the ugliest mouth there ever was. Hmmm where is David away in Italy again with his girlfriend? Of course he is where else would he be. Defonately not with her, never is with her.

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:32
  • Cape is shite. I wouldn't pay a quid for it.

    whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:21
  • Lord Voldermort has returned!

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:00
  • The only things under that outfit are some M&S undies and Karl Lagerfeld blowing sunshine up her boney arse

    Mr Beefy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 00:57
  • Like playing the bongos with your cock.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 00:55
  • I hope she's wearing thermals underneath, I can imagine you'd get a nasty draft up your clout wearing that.

    iamarabbit Sun, 25/10/2009 - 10:22
  • Fair point well made Ken

    shitthebed Sat, 24/10/2009 - 22:07
  • The skin on her face looks so tight and stretched that if I spunked on it my spunk would just bounce straight off again.

    ken tate Sat, 24/10/2009 - 21:53
  • Makes her arms look like Barney. You know the sinister purple and green dinosaur with the arms that are only forearms. Other than continuously stride through airports with a face like a slapped pockmarked arse looking like a dickhead in one stupid outfit after another, what exactly does she do? Oh yes "fashion designer". Mmmmmm.

    shitthebed Sat, 24/10/2009 - 18:27
  • p'haps she's worried someone will shove a pie in there if she does.

    stella ah trois Sat, 24/10/2009 - 16:53
  • Old Vickiiiii is turning into a bit of a slaphead isn't she? The sour-faced cunt might shift a more units if she let a fucking smile crack that boat race of hers from time to time

    Blartmonster Sat, 24/10/2009 - 15:33
  • Old Vickiiiii is turning into a bit of a slaphead isn't she? The sour-faced cunt might shift a more units if she let a fucking smile crack that boat race of hers from time to time

    Blartmonster Sat, 24/10/2009 - 15:33
  • p'haps she's worried someone will shove a pie in there if she does.

    stella ah trois Sat, 24/10/2009 - 16:53
  • Makes her arms look like Barney. You know the sinister purple and green dinosaur with the arms that are only forearms. Other than continuously stride through airports with a face like a slapped pockmarked arse looking like a dickhead in one stupid outfit after another, what exactly does she do? Oh yes "fashion designer". Mmmmmm.

    shitthebed Sat, 24/10/2009 - 18:27
  • The skin on her face looks so tight and stretched that if I spunked on it my spunk would just bounce straight off again.

    ken tate Sat, 24/10/2009 - 21:53
  • Fair point well made Ken

    shitthebed Sat, 24/10/2009 - 22:07
  • I hope she's wearing thermals underneath, I can imagine you'd get a nasty draft up your clout wearing that.

    iamarabbit Sun, 25/10/2009 - 10:22
  • Like playing the bongos with your cock.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 00:55
  • The only things under that outfit are some M&S undies and Karl Lagerfeld blowing sunshine up her boney arse

    Mr Beefy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 00:57
  • Lord Voldermort has returned!

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:00
  • Cape is shite. I wouldn't pay a quid for it.

    whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:21
  • looks like a fire blanket with a zipper on it. Her face is so shiny eww. Her face looks wackier every day you see it. Her mouth is so ugly its the ugliest mouth there ever was. Hmmm where is David away in Italy again with his girlfriend? Of course he is where else would he be. Defonately not with her, never is with her.

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:32

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