BAFTA bacon
Sat, 20/02/2010 - 14:22 by Mr. HM

Lancome and Harpers Bazaar gave away a load of freebies to celebrities in exchange for publicity last night dressed up as some kind of vague pre-BAFTA party. Only one nominee could make it.

But if you're looking for the kind of celeb who would travel across London on a freezing cold February night to get a back full of make up and random vouchers, you're in luck.

Step forward Sharleen Spiteri, James Corden anf Tallulah Riley. You know, Tallulah Riley - from St. Trinians? No? The Boat that Rocked? No? You're kidding! You KNOW! Blonde, funny face, tits hanging out. Now we're talking!

 

 

  • Spot on mate - I wasn't having a go about the big C per se, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, but she's not a great artist of any description - she has been extremely lucky for an average producer. And yes I agree, fucking the child is a bit too avantgarde for me, despite what directors do and don't do. There are plenty of celebs who've been fucking crucified for the same thing....

    Mind you, when her flange won't contract and her tits hit the floor, Johnson will be off faster than Ashley Cole's keks at the sight of a phone cam

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 16:30
  • Their dad must be tall because their mum is tiny

    switch Sun, 21/02/2010 - 14:37
  • STW is somebody who always has been lauded by the celebrity world. If you're celebrated by celebrities, you're made. She married the right man, she's best mates with very famous people, she was around when all of these fuckwits got into 'art' (????) and she's the right shape to jump around in skimpy knickers, as she did in that documentary they made about her.

    The fact she got over cancer is a different story and well done her, it's a horrible thing to go through....but it doesn't change the fact it's frustrating that some people get every opportunity in the world because of all the 'help' they get and the rest of us have to just smash our heads off the wall 95% of the time. And shagging the BOY that you cast in your film is calculated and creepy (though male directors do it all of the time).

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 21/02/2010 - 14:21
  • Postscript - can anyone remind me what the fuck Cat Deeley is there for? I thought she was a big hit stateside nowadays? Or is that rhyming slang?

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 03:40
  • Sam Taylor Wood makes an average fillum and then gets lauded for being edgy and avantgarde. It's all fucking bollocks, actually, and yes, we rip the piss out of Madonna for fucking boys, yet STW (no, not Soapy Tit Wank) manages to get the nod because she's emerged from the big C. It's all a bit fucking creepy for my sensitivities.....

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 03:35
  • In London Sam Taylor Wood is your everyday member of the shiterati swanning about impregnated by someone who was in nappies when she got on the property ladder. In some parts of the country she would be strung up as a filthy paedo. It's a funny world.

    shitthebed Sat, 20/02/2010 - 21:36
  • In London Sam Taylor Wood is your everyday member of the shiterati swanning about impregnated by someone who was in nappies when she got on the property ladder. In some parts of the country she would be strung up as a filthy paedo. It's a funny world.

    shitthebed Sat, 20/02/2010 - 21:36
  • Sam Taylor Wood makes an average fillum and then gets lauded for being edgy and avantgarde. It's all fucking bollocks, actually, and yes, we rip the piss out of Madonna for fucking boys, yet STW (no, not Soapy Tit Wank) manages to get the nod because she's emerged from the big C. It's all a bit fucking creepy for my sensitivities.....

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 03:35
  • Postscript - can anyone remind me what the fuck Cat Deeley is there for? I thought she was a big hit stateside nowadays? Or is that rhyming slang?

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 03:40
  • STW is somebody who always has been lauded by the celebrity world. If you're celebrated by celebrities, you're made. She married the right man, she's best mates with very famous people, she was around when all of these fuckwits got into 'art' (????) and she's the right shape to jump around in skimpy knickers, as she did in that documentary they made about her.

    The fact she got over cancer is a different story and well done her, it's a horrible thing to go through....but it doesn't change the fact it's frustrating that some people get every opportunity in the world because of all the 'help' they get and the rest of us have to just smash our heads off the wall 95% of the time. And shagging the BOY that you cast in your film is calculated and creepy (though male directors do it all of the time).

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 21/02/2010 - 14:21
  • Their dad must be tall because their mum is tiny

    switch Sun, 21/02/2010 - 14:37
  • Spot on mate - I wasn't having a go about the big C per se, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, but she's not a great artist of any description - she has been extremely lucky for an average producer. And yes I agree, fucking the child is a bit too avantgarde for me, despite what directors do and don't do. There are plenty of celebs who've been fucking crucified for the same thing....

    Mind you, when her flange won't contract and her tits hit the floor, Johnson will be off faster than Ashley Cole's keks at the sight of a phone cam

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 16:30

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