Pre-Brits bash in London attracts sour milk of the crop

13 Tallulah from N-Dubz with a blind gentleman Tallulah from N-Dubz advert Tallulah from N-Dubz blows a kiss These aren't the bellends you're looking for Her from that band at that place etc K$sha at Bungalow 8 advert K$sha looking the complete picture of health K$sha at Bungalow 8 K$sha at Bungalow 8 Heather Small moving on up to Bungalow 8 (haha me)advert Sabrina wotsername from I'm a celebrity Tim Westwood

Tallulah from N-Dubz exudes class and dignity

Brats

Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:28 by Mr. HM

Bungalow 8, for the uninitiated, is a barn in London where a sparkler in a bottle of Pomagne turns the price from £3 to £450. Last night they held a Brits-eve bash. The stars were out in force somewhere else.

As Robbie, Cheryl, Gaga, Lily, Dizzee and other stars you'd recognise by one name were busy rehearsing and writing speeches, the rest of the numpties had to make do with dancing in a room full of moving Ed Hardy adverts at a pre-Brits party in Bungalow 8.

That Tallulah from that N-Dubz turned up, as did wild pop star (trans: normal woman pr'd and styled to within an inch of her life) K$sha and for some reason that isn't immediately apparent - Darth Vader and a bunch of Stormtroopers.

Brit Awards, Ke$ha, Talulah Riley

Comments

I thought it was a Cum Stain.
ken tate Wed, 17/02/2010 - 02:16
ugly people, ugly industry
dames Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:10
OMG photo 2 of 13...has she pissed herself?
kian1977 Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:20
I thought that the first pic was Stella McCartney in a false beard...damn these new specs.
laurawump Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:53
Pic 5. My Tallulah what a big cod piece you have!
yogithebear Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:27
but i still would.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:31
hahahaha!
Mr. HM Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:20
thought that was lindsay lohan.

that's a proper pissed up flipping of the bird, clenched fists, fingers extended in a manner totally at odds with the nonchalant quality required to maintain one's dignity. she's had a few and got all over excited, allowing andrenaline to get the better of her.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:19
K$sha - so obviously NOT America's answer to Pixie Lott, not - has a face that could curdle milk. What a gruesome looking girl.
PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:18
from the length of her fingers she must have an enormous penis
switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:12
Is that "Tallulah" overestimating how many people will remember her this time next year?
dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:58

Is that "Tallulah" overestimating how many people will remember her this time next year?
dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:58
from the length of her fingers she must have an enormous penis
switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:12
K$sha - so obviously NOT America's answer to Pixie Lott, not - has a face that could curdle milk. What a gruesome looking girl.
PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:18
thought that was lindsay lohan.

that's a proper pissed up flipping of the bird, clenched fists, fingers extended in a manner totally at odds with the nonchalant quality required to maintain one's dignity. she's had a few and got all over excited, allowing andrenaline to get the better of her.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:19
hahahaha!
Mr. HM Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:20
but i still would.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:31
Pic 5. My Tallulah what a big cod piece you have!
yogithebear Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:27
I thought that the first pic was Stella McCartney in a false beard...damn these new specs.
laurawump Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:53
OMG photo 2 of 13...has she pissed herself?
kian1977 Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:20
ugly people, ugly industry
dames Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:10
I thought it was a Cum Stain.
ken tate Wed, 17/02/2010 - 02:16