Pregnant Chanelle Hayes and rape suspect Jack Tweed still going strong

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Jack Tweed and Chanelle - hot new (sh)IT couple

Big Bother #2929

Sun, 11/04/2010 - 12:32 by Harry Bow

Jack Tweed got his eggy Easter treat a week late as reports surface that him and Chanelle (yes, really, pregnant Chanelle Hayes and Jack Tweed) enjoyed a night of passion on Friday...

Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet, Chanelle Hayes and Jack Tweed won't let such adversities as a six-month-old foetus or rape trial get in the way of romance... While the Daily Mail claimed they'd been secretly dating last week, the News of the World now reports that the pair spent Friday night out drinking together before romantically slipping off to his bed to beat his court imposed curfew..

Talking to the paper, a source revealed:

"They were very much a couple. They spent the night drinking at Nu Bar in Loughton.

"When they left the bar they walked hand in hand to Chanelle's car and drove to his house.

"At one point, he even stopped and put out his hand to feel Chanelle's bump. She loved that.

"Chanelle stayed the night. When they left on Saturday Jack ran his hand through her hair romantically."

We hope the wig didn't slip.

"It's worrying. Chanelle is the last sort of girl he should be getting involved with just before standing trial for rape. But he won't be told. Spending nights out with glamour girls doesn't make Jack look good."

So he'll be fine with Chanelle then, no?

"This is the romance from hell. They're both unstable and volatile people who have had so many car crash relationships in the past.

It's a nightmare - if Chanelle has one glass of Blossom Hill too many and doubles up on her Asprin again, Jack will be too busy in the shower to even take her call.

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Comments

The face that will attract a thousand razors, and her head so devoid of brains. What a fucking braindead cunt she is. Isn't she the one who has had "footballer" O'Hara's beans up her twat?
koshmar Thu, 15/04/2010 - 01:37
Ouch, godammit, stop looking at me like that, I suppose I'm in the spare room tonight am I, or have I been relegated to the dog's bed again?
slug Mon, 12/04/2010 - 12:53
*withering look
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:30
No, I was too busy failing biology so I could sit the sex education video again, and before you start, no it didn't do me much good.
slug Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:59
God, as we discussed while you did the washing up - your dishwasher privileges having been withdrawn - that depends if they are spinless or 1/2-spin particles, surely? And only in classical physics. But you never did get the quantum stuff did you?
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:56
I'm remembering an O-level physics lesson about denser particles gravitating towards each other and eventually imploding under their own weight....
slug Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:34
But, Stells, everything dynamic and very positively! Woooooooo!
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:27
I am going to live by this as a motto for life. What a lovely thing to find on a Monday morning. In fact I realise now I have been a slothful pessimist for too long. Thank you. And now fuck off.
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:14
This is not just tea, this is Cho Yung Tea.
bellendercarlisle Mon, 12/04/2010 - 09:51
Ooh, I love tea. Tell me more.
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 08:41
Everything dynamic and very positively!
Cho Yung Tea
smithevne Mon, 12/04/2010 - 08:26
They look like Matalan mannequins.
retrovertigo Sun, 11/04/2010 - 22:22
If ever a pair of no-mark, jumped-up, empty-headed mega-cunts were made for each other, then it HAS to be this pair. No arguments. Gruesome twosome alert!
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 11/04/2010 - 14:27
The father of her unborn child must be delighted. Actually, he probably is - at least he's got rid of her.
stustustudio Sun, 11/04/2010 - 13:14

The father of her unborn child must be delighted. Actually, he probably is - at least he's got rid of her.
stustustudio Sun, 11/04/2010 - 13:14
If ever a pair of no-mark, jumped-up, empty-headed mega-cunts were made for each other, then it HAS to be this pair. No arguments. Gruesome twosome alert!
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 11/04/2010 - 14:27
They look like Matalan mannequins.
retrovertigo Sun, 11/04/2010 - 22:22
Everything dynamic and very positively!
Cho Yung Tea
smithevne Mon, 12/04/2010 - 08:26
Ooh, I love tea. Tell me more.
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 08:41
This is not just tea, this is Cho Yung Tea.
bellendercarlisle Mon, 12/04/2010 - 09:51
I am going to live by this as a motto for life. What a lovely thing to find on a Monday morning. In fact I realise now I have been a slothful pessimist for too long. Thank you. And now fuck off.
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:14
But, Stells, everything dynamic and very positively! Woooooooo!
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:27
I'm remembering an O-level physics lesson about denser particles gravitating towards each other and eventually imploding under their own weight....
slug Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:34
God, as we discussed while you did the washing up - your dishwasher privileges having been withdrawn - that depends if they are spinless or 1/2-spin particles, surely? And only in classical physics. But you never did get the quantum stuff did you?
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:56
No, I was too busy failing biology so I could sit the sex education video again, and before you start, no it didn't do me much good.
slug Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:59
*withering look
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:30
Ouch, godammit, stop looking at me like that, I suppose I'm in the spare room tonight am I, or have I been relegated to the dog's bed again?
slug Mon, 12/04/2010 - 12:53
The face that will attract a thousand razors, and her head so devoid of brains. What a fucking braindead cunt she is. Isn't she the one who has had "footballer" O'Hara's beans up her twat?
koshmar Thu, 15/04/2010 - 01:37