Is love a crime?
Tue, 05/04/2011 - 12:50 by Harry Bow

Dunno about Henry's crime, but Courtney Love's was wearing a sheer dress on the red carpet... Oh well, quickly move on, we've seen it - and some more - before...

Keanu Reeve's is back, back, BACK today, with news of of a Bill and Ted sequel AND his new film Henry's Crime previewing in New York last night. Time for a bit of....

Well, he does/did look good in a wetsuit, but he won't wearing one in Henry's Crime - here's the plot:

"Released from prison for a crime he didn't commit, an ex-con targets the same bank he was sent away for robbing."

Hell yeah!

 

Meanwhile, red carpet guest Courtney Love recently responded to Kelly Osbourne's claims that she was a "crackhead" by revealing that she'd twice revived Ozzys daughter, announcing:

"Kelly Osbourne called me a crackhead on the E! channel.

"Kelly knows I'm sober. Kelly knows there's no drugs allowed at my house.

"I think it's really lame.

"Kelly and me get along great... but it's gross.

"I don't like being the punchline for drugs when I don't do them, so stop it.

"I've saved her [Kelly's] life twice. I've done CPR, I've put things in her boobs."

Love's surgeon doubles-up as her first aider so it gets confusing...

  • Damn Marcus Shenkenburg is not aging well, shame.

    peanuthead Wed, 06/04/2011 - 12:00
  • I miss Jade Goody too.....:(

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 06/04/2011 - 09:30
  • Shit like her survive years of drug abuse and yet poor sods who have done nothing wrong in life get cancer and all sorts.

    whereswaldo Tue, 05/04/2011 - 20:34
  • I know this is ridiculous saying this in spite of it all, but she has awful hands.

    TheDoctorIsIn Tue, 05/04/2011 - 16:58
  • That guys collar makes it look like Ms Love has a giant claw protruding from her knuckle.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 05/04/2011 - 16:43
  • What's with the Reeves boy, is he still 'in character' or are we witnessing a Joaquin Phoenix style loony blowout.

    slug Tue, 05/04/2011 - 14:13
  • Its a classic heroin bruise in pic 1.

    topguntop Tue, 05/04/2011 - 13:59
  • AHA! She's looking fairly decent again, which means we are only weeks away from another CoLo meltdown. She's like the Moon.

    tescopop Tue, 05/04/2011 - 13:00
  • AHA! She's looking fairly decent again, which means we are only weeks away from another CoLo meltdown. She's like the Moon.

    tescopop Tue, 05/04/2011 - 13:00
  • Its a classic heroin bruise in pic 1.

    topguntop Tue, 05/04/2011 - 13:59
  • What's with the Reeves boy, is he still 'in character' or are we witnessing a Joaquin Phoenix style loony blowout.

    slug Tue, 05/04/2011 - 14:13
  • That guys collar makes it look like Ms Love has a giant claw protruding from her knuckle.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 05/04/2011 - 16:43
  • I know this is ridiculous saying this in spite of it all, but she has awful hands.

    TheDoctorIsIn Tue, 05/04/2011 - 16:58
  • Shit like her survive years of drug abuse and yet poor sods who have done nothing wrong in life get cancer and all sorts.

    whereswaldo Tue, 05/04/2011 - 20:34
  • I miss Jade Goody too.....:(

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 06/04/2011 - 09:30
  • Damn Marcus Shenkenburg is not aging well, shame.

    peanuthead Wed, 06/04/2011 - 12:00

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