Elvis has left the building (sort of)
Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:19 by HM writer

It was like an outing of the Addams family as three generations of the Presleys went out to Mahiki last night. But it was a bit too early for Halloween so they soon fled into their waiting car with Lurch at the helm, covering their faces...

Perhaps Priscila was looking for the Nolan's sisters stage show? And her surgery was money well spent as she didn't look a day over 105.

Meanwhile, Lisa Marie Presley, who gave birth to twins last year, was with her musician son Benjamin (having just signed a reported £2.5 million music contract) and who some say is the spitting image of Elvis, but who we say looks more like someone from Papa Roach...

 

 

 

  • "Pray fer me, Boy!"

    BigPhil Wed, 14/10/2009 - 21:45
  • Fucking rednex. You take the cunts out of the deep south, but you can't take the deep south out of these six-fingered, webfooted, banjo-pluckin, inbred motherfuckers

    Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 19:54
  • The reincarnation of Elvis's retarded twin.

    BigPhil Wed, 14/10/2009 - 18:02
  • Amazing how alike they all look. Guess it must take a few generations of imported gene pools for the 300 yrs or so of Southern inbreeding to disappear.

    charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:04
  • Think something's definitely stirring in the ghetto by the look on her face.

    dandyboy Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:22
  • There's a pretty lil thing, waiting for the king, Down in the jungle room!

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:20
  • By the looks of him, the only thing he's got in common with Elvis is a drug habit.

    BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:03
  • It's the Elvis Presley eyes.

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:54
  • It's the Elvis Presley eyes.

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:54
  • By the looks of him, the only thing he's got in common with Elvis is a drug habit.

    BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:03
  • There's a pretty lil thing, waiting for the king, Down in the jungle room!

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:20
  • Think something's definitely stirring in the ghetto by the look on her face.

    dandyboy Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:22
  • Amazing how alike they all look. Guess it must take a few generations of imported gene pools for the 300 yrs or so of Southern inbreeding to disappear.

    charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:04
  • The reincarnation of Elvis's retarded twin.

    BigPhil Wed, 14/10/2009 - 18:02
  • Fucking rednex. You take the cunts out of the deep south, but you can't take the deep south out of these six-fingered, webfooted, banjo-pluckin, inbred motherfuckers

    Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 19:54
  • "Pray fer me, Boy!"

    BigPhil Wed, 14/10/2009 - 21:45

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