Preston and Chantelle back together - world order is restored.

17Preston looking dreamyPreston looking dreamyadvertPreston looking extraordinairly campChantelle Houghton being shy and demureChantelle Houghton being shy and demureChantelle Houghton being shy and demureadvertChantelle Houghton being shy and demureChantelle Houghton being shy and demureChantelle Houghton being shy and demureChantelle Houghton pouring a nice pint of GuinnessadvertChantelle Houghton blows us a kissChantelle Houghton unveils her new floaty look. Right.Chantelle Houghton unveils her new floaty look. Right.Preston performing at Preston's Rock In The ParkadvertPreston performing at Preston's Rock In The ParkPreston performing at Preston's Rock In The Park

Preston performing at Preston's Rock In The ParkPreston performing at Preston's Rock In The Park

I Luv U (again)
Mon, 17/08/2009 - 07:24 by Mr. HM
Miracles can happen and true love must exist as the nation's greatest love story since Michelle Heaton and Andy Scott-Lee, Preston and Chantelle, have reportedly reunited once more (Preston's debut solo single out August 23 everybody!)...

Yes apparently the pair, who married six months after meeting on Celebrity Big Brother to shock the nation by divorcing a year later (we gave it two months) have been on a string of dates so top secret that The Sunday Mirror found out.

A source told the tabloid:

No one can believe they’re seeing each other. Everyone thought the marriage was dead.

They claim Chantelle has been pining for Preston since splitting up with her footballer boyfriend Jermain Defoe.

She’s been calling and texting him, begging for another chance. He’s also been realising how much he missed her.

Preston had recently said about Chantelle:

When she’d just woken in the mornings, when she’s just totally natural, she looks like Brigitte Bardot – she’s gorgeous.

Hmmm, yes just like Bardot (when she had that boob job and wore hair extensions).

Next you'll be telling us that Peter Andre and Katie Price only split for publicity and to boost Andre's solo career...

Chantelle Houghton pictures, Chantelle Houghton, Preston

Comments

  • What the heck is on his forehead in pic 2??

    walsingham Tue, 18/08/2009 - 08:58

  • Bardot? Ha! I've seen that chick without makeup, she looks more like Hilton or a slightly less skeezy Price.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 17/08/2009 - 21:41

  • I want to see that clip of him having a fucking flounce on Never Mind The Buzzcocks...

    And dear God she is fucking plastic...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 20:10

  • He's probably, technically correct in that Brigitte Bardot is 75 years old and looks like a new recipie for Pot Noodle

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 16:50

  • Pic 1 - Wasp has landed on his nose. Calling for his mum - "But I wanna keep it in a jar momma!"

    kwebb Mon, 17/08/2009 - 16:26

  • Pic 14 - that's quite an unfortunate print on her dress.

    pennycentury Mon, 17/08/2009 - 15:09

  • She can hardly open her eyes, she's so plastered in slap.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 17/08/2009 - 15:01

  • OH GOOD LORD- this is probably the best quote from this absolute numpty of Preston: "she looks like Brigitte Bardot ". You poor deluded short sighted has-been: she looks like a fucking tramp from Colchester, not like one of the most beautiful wowan in the world.
    What's next? she has Catherine Deneuve or Lauren Bacall's class? absolute muppet.

    kermits Mon, 17/08/2009 - 14:46

  • that first pic reminds me of the time I visited the RNIB with a saveloy

    spackomcdribble Mon, 17/08/2009 - 14:16

  • why aren't these 2 dead?
    Why is there never a serial killer around when you want one....

    dogpas Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:05

  • Like 99% of the shit on his skin, mate. He looks like a fucking pad you use at work when you get bored shitless. I've seen better artwork at the daycare nursery down the road...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 12:57

  • What is the tattoo on pic 4, above the Argyle sock on his upper arm? Is it a scribble?

    fosterprops Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:38

  • What can you say about someone who has an Argyle sock tattoo? Knob-end.

    jrestill Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:03

  • Look at it will you???! Private Gomer Pyle from 'Full Metal Jacket' and we all know how HE ended up!

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:44

  • Pointless cunts

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:40

  • The turgidly bland and the fucking boring. We. Don't. Care.

    And his single will be a pile of fucking excrement anyway. The Ordinary Boys? The ordinary fucking aural detritus that most of us make pissing in the bowl.

    She must have got bored catching footballer's spunk with her twatty face...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:32

  • I can't even be bothered to shrug.

    But I can be bothered to type this....oops.

    unclebullshit Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:19

  • I can't even be bothered to shrug.

    But I can be bothered to type this....oops.

    unclebullshit Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:19

  • The turgidly bland and the fucking boring. We. Don't. Care.

    And his single will be a pile of fucking excrement anyway. The Ordinary Boys? The ordinary fucking aural detritus that most of us make pissing in the bowl.

    She must have got bored catching footballer's spunk with her twatty face...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:32

  • Pointless cunts

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:40

  • Look at it will you???! Private Gomer Pyle from 'Full Metal Jacket' and we all know how HE ended up!

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:44

  • What can you say about someone who has an Argyle sock tattoo? Knob-end.

    jrestill Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:03

  • What is the tattoo on pic 4, above the Argyle sock on his upper arm? Is it a scribble?

    fosterprops Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:38

  • Like 99% of the shit on his skin, mate. He looks like a fucking pad you use at work when you get bored shitless. I've seen better artwork at the daycare nursery down the road...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 12:57

  • why aren't these 2 dead?
    Why is there never a serial killer around when you want one....

    dogpas Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:05

  • that first pic reminds me of the time I visited the RNIB with a saveloy

    spackomcdribble Mon, 17/08/2009 - 14:16

  • OH GOOD LORD- this is probably the best quote from this absolute numpty of Preston: "she looks like Brigitte Bardot ". You poor deluded short sighted has-been: she looks like a fucking tramp from Colchester, not like one of the most beautiful wowan in the world.
    What's next? she has Catherine Deneuve or Lauren Bacall's class? absolute muppet.

    kermits Mon, 17/08/2009 - 14:46

  • She can hardly open her eyes, she's so plastered in slap.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 17/08/2009 - 15:01

  • Pic 14 - that's quite an unfortunate print on her dress.

    pennycentury Mon, 17/08/2009 - 15:09

  • Pic 1 - Wasp has landed on his nose. Calling for his mum - "But I wanna keep it in a jar momma!"

    kwebb Mon, 17/08/2009 - 16:26

  • He's probably, technically correct in that Brigitte Bardot is 75 years old and looks like a new recipie for Pot Noodle

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 16:50

  • I want to see that clip of him having a fucking flounce on Never Mind The Buzzcocks...

    And dear God she is fucking plastic...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 20:10

  • Bardot? Ha! I've seen that chick without makeup, she looks more like Hilton or a slightly less skeezy Price.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 17/08/2009 - 21:41

  • What the heck is on his forehead in pic 2??

    walsingham Tue, 18/08/2009 - 08:58

Related Stories

Article Timeline