The Pride of Britain awards are awards given to regular people for doing stuff like rescuing children from fires and being very brave when they're very sick. What this has to do with celebrities is anyone's guess, but still, there  they were in their droves, trying to gain an ounce of credibility by associating with people who actually deserve to be known about. 

The X Factor contestants, who seem to be showing up everywhere these days, managed to wheedle their way in. Katie Waissel, as always, looked completely crackers, while Cher and Wagner managed to maintain a sort of dignity as they were paraded around like trapped monkeys.

Matt Cardle acted all crazy with his new friend Louie Spence, while Sarah Harding genuinely looked terrifyingly like she was ready to shed her skin and devour Cheryl The Nation's Sweetheart, whole. Kimberley Walsh and Konnie Huq seemed unfazed by the whole ordeal. 

It seems like everyone who's ever been on or near a television attended, Jonathan Ross, Barbara Windsor, Bruce Forsyth, Myleene Klass, Gary Lineker, Emma Bunton and Kelly Brook were all there.

Also attending was The Prince of Wales, his charity being the one supporting the night and all, but of course we can't say anything bad about royalty, not with the Queen now on Facebook. We're expecting a friend request any day now.