Prima High Street Fashion Awards, guests got dressed in the dark

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Camilla Dallerup, Sophie Anderton and Liz Cundy at the Prima AwardsCamilla Dallerup, Sophie Anderton and Liz Cundy at the Prima Awards

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Fri, 10/09/2010 - 11:31 by HM writer

Karl Lagerfeld can stick his Chanel boutique opening for New York Fashion Week right up his arse, because last night in London we had the Prima High Street Fashion Awards, sponsored by Lenor comfort and attended by Antony Costa and Zoe Slamon...

The result was like an explosion in a Primark factory, and guests were only allowed entry if they'd spent the entire night before soaking creosote.

They included former alleged prostitute Sophie Anderton, Frank Lampard's former WAG Elen Rives, someone from Hollyoaks, the suave and sophisticated Costa and Darius Danesh, youth personified Caprice, the woman who makes Valentino look deathly pale, Prince William's favourite operatic boy band Blake (*weeps*), and Camilla Dallerup, wearing possibly the worst outfit we've seen since Asley Cole's pink twinset.

Soup is served...

Sophie Anderton pictures, Antony Costa, Sophie Anderton

Comments

  • Liz Cundy: the 1970s Raymond Revue style ex hooker (with a couple of walk-ons in Minder) who's managed to unite Victorian Flock Wallpaper with an Ann Summers black lacy camisole, Thai BBQ style fake tan and grey Hollywood shimmer tights.

    And who said Z-lebs had no sense of style.
    EH?

    FABULOUS!
    Or is it faux-fashion?

    When is she launching her range at Primark please?
    I have some Tranny trucker conventions to go to and need something appropriate.

    whothehellamiagain Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:15

  • I saw someone like that Cundy woman singing 'Proud Mary' in a lady bar in Bangkok.

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:06

  • Thank you HM. I LOVE Liz Cundy because she is truly one of the most vile creatures I have ever seen. Now, if you can just rustle up a story about the Cheeky Girls doing an appearance at a geriatric ward, I'll be more than happy.

    tescopop Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:31

  • Sounds like a euphamism.

    dandyboy Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:15

  • who or what is a liz cundy?

    merkin Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:03

  • who or what is a liz cundy?

    merkin Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:03

  • Sounds like a euphamism.

    dandyboy Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:15

  • Thank you HM. I LOVE Liz Cundy because she is truly one of the most vile creatures I have ever seen. Now, if you can just rustle up a story about the Cheeky Girls doing an appearance at a geriatric ward, I'll be more than happy.

    tescopop Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:31

  • I saw someone like that Cundy woman singing 'Proud Mary' in a lady bar in Bangkok.

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:06

  • Liz Cundy: the 1970s Raymond Revue style ex hooker (with a couple of walk-ons in Minder) who's managed to unite Victorian Flock Wallpaper with an Ann Summers black lacy camisole, Thai BBQ style fake tan and grey Hollywood shimmer tights.

    And who said Z-lebs had no sense of style.
    EH?

    FABULOUS!
    Or is it faux-fashion?

    When is she launching her range at Primark please?
    I have some Tranny trucker conventions to go to and need something appropriate.

    whothehellamiagain Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:15

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