Prince of Darkness
Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:23 by HM writer

The 'real' Prince William has appeared on the front cover of this week's Hello! magazine and our future king really reminds of us of someone in this particular picture...

If only we could put our finger on it...

Hello!

  • Clever. I see what they've done there. Black hair makes him look less bald. Too bad we all know the truth.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 17/02/2010 - 00:41
  • Who is he???????????

    bystander Tue, 16/02/2010 - 22:23
  • Bet he regrets all those years he spent taking the piss out of Harry for being a Gingha (sp?)

    spandex Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:04
  • Shouldn't that read "An historic......
    I thought Hello was a classy mag.

    whatthe. Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:00
  • William's already a pensioner.
    If I was Kate I'd scarper.
    Look at him. This is not a guy who does nasty dirty raw sex. This is a man who has intercourse. Christ he ain't even 30 yet. Let's hope in time he brings gaity to the nation by having an affair with a ruff-neck bouncer.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:53
  • He is quite a big bloke, and the sailors are New Zealand Royal Navy (insert sheep joke here) which probably explains physical shape or lack of.

    slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:19
  • Bearer Bond - ooooh it's just started snowing

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:42
  • Which "Bond" would that be then? Connery? Moore? Brosnan? Craig....or that one no-one remembers....ah yes, Lazenby....A into as for paths; well, born onto a path hereditary *entitlement* of riches and privilege or....need I go on?
    Still, he does shedloads for "charidee" like his sainted mum I suppose....

    laurawump Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:51
  • the 'real william' is bald with the wit of his mother and looks of his father - expect a sheep to fall on the unlucky fuckers head at any time

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:45
  • How much gravy browning have they poured into his hair?
    Even David Cameron must be going: "Dayym that photo's sho' been touched up."

    PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:41
  • nice pout.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:34
  • God he's gone all Madonna.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:07
  • Pic 7 - Is every sailor in the Royal Navy short and fat? Or is he massive? Or is he just close, and they're far away, Ted?

    clee984 Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:06
  • Pic 7 - Is every sailor in the Royal Navy short and fat? Or is he massive? Or is he just close, and they're far away, Ted?

    clee984 Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:06
  • God he's gone all Madonna.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:07
  • nice pout.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:34
  • How much gravy browning have they poured into his hair?
    Even David Cameron must be going: "Dayym that photo's sho' been touched up."

    PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:41
  • the 'real william' is bald with the wit of his mother and looks of his father - expect a sheep to fall on the unlucky fuckers head at any time

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Which "Bond" would that be then? Connery? Moore? Brosnan? Craig....or that one no-one remembers....ah yes, Lazenby....A into as for paths; well, born onto a path hereditary *entitlement* of riches and privilege or....need I go on?
    Still, he does shedloads for "charidee" like his sainted mum I suppose....

    laurawump Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:51
  • Bearer Bond - ooooh it's just started snowing

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:42
  • He is quite a big bloke, and the sailors are New Zealand Royal Navy (insert sheep joke here) which probably explains physical shape or lack of.

    slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:19
  • William's already a pensioner.
    If I was Kate I'd scarper.
    Look at him. This is not a guy who does nasty dirty raw sex. This is a man who has intercourse. Christ he ain't even 30 yet. Let's hope in time he brings gaity to the nation by having an affair with a ruff-neck bouncer.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:53
  • Shouldn't that read "An historic......
    I thought Hello was a classy mag.

    whatthe. Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:00
  • Bet he regrets all those years he spent taking the piss out of Harry for being a Gingha (sp?)

    spandex Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:04
  • Who is he???????????

    bystander Tue, 16/02/2010 - 22:23
  • Clever. I see what they've done there. Black hair makes him look less bald. Too bad we all know the truth.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 17/02/2010 - 00:41

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