A profile in pics: Sir Richard Branson and his women

Party Hands in full swing

Wed, 16/06/2010 - 13:12 by Mr. HM

For no other reason other than we'd just written a story on Richard Branson and Dita Von Teese, we spend a good portion of our morning laughing at old photos of Richard.

Feast your eyes upon this masterclass in PR stunts. The way he always seems to follow the same Golden Rules:

Hire "fit" woman.
Dress them in scanty stuff, preferably a bikini or swimsuit.
Pick them up
Turn them upside down
Attempt to undo top
Failing that, shamelessly stare at their tits.

*Salutes*

Richard Branson pictures, Richard Branson

Comments

I was working for Our Price the year everyone got a copy of his autobiography as their Christmas 'bonus'. Wanker!
dandyboy Fri, 18/06/2010 - 14:50
Branson is ok - he's a self-made man, not like these cockshufflers with inherited wealth like the Hiltons, Lohan, Cameron and Osborne, yeah?

Even if he does look like a beardy perv who frequents Bebo
koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 02:58
Pic 8: It's Clare Sweeney love, saw her dragging herself down Old Compton Street last Friday with a very smug look on her face.
And yes, she's definitely got thighs.
Where else can you go to be sure some poor piss head (ie me) will recognise you when your career's gone saaaaf.
Pic 4: I see that Sir Richard is not averse to the delights of Koh Samui's Thai lady boy troupe, from Morocco.....????
Whatever.
Based on that, I disagree with point 1 of Mr HM's argument:
Hire a fit woman......

Computer says NO.
whothehellamiagain Wed, 16/06/2010 - 16:46
And Boarder Control. The Virgin make up and cosmetics and beauty range is though overpriced, I find.

Edit Border control - I am a retard.
stella ah trois Wed, 16/06/2010 - 15:09
Virgin media cable TV is also very good. You can watch old episodes of the X Files.
tescopop Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:43
Pic 8 - isn't that just the biggest leg you have ever seen. On a 'natural' woman that is.
stella ah trois Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:01
Good broadband though. cf bt broadband passim. Shame his cabin crew have to dress up like tomatoes though.
stella ah trois Wed, 16/06/2010 - 13:59
You almosty want to say fair play to him. Well, you would if he wasn't such a cunt, anyway.
dandyboy Wed, 16/06/2010 - 13:56

You almosty want to say fair play to him. Well, you would if he wasn't such a cunt, anyway.
dandyboy Wed, 16/06/2010 - 13:56
Good broadband though. cf bt broadband passim. Shame his cabin crew have to dress up like tomatoes though.
stella ah trois Wed, 16/06/2010 - 13:59
Pic 8 - isn't that just the biggest leg you have ever seen. On a 'natural' woman that is.
stella ah trois Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:01
Virgin media cable TV is also very good. You can watch old episodes of the X Files.
tescopop Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:43
And Boarder Control. The Virgin make up and cosmetics and beauty range is though overpriced, I find.

Edit Border control - I am a retard.
stella ah trois Wed, 16/06/2010 - 15:09
Pic 8: It's Clare Sweeney love, saw her dragging herself down Old Compton Street last Friday with a very smug look on her face.
And yes, she's definitely got thighs.
Where else can you go to be sure some poor piss head (ie me) will recognise you when your career's gone saaaaf.
Pic 4: I see that Sir Richard is not averse to the delights of Koh Samui's Thai lady boy troupe, from Morocco.....????
Whatever.
Based on that, I disagree with point 1 of Mr HM's argument:
Hire a fit woman......

Computer says NO.
whothehellamiagain Wed, 16/06/2010 - 16:46
Branson is ok - he's a self-made man, not like these cockshufflers with inherited wealth like the Hiltons, Lohan, Cameron and Osborne, yeah?

Even if he does look like a beardy perv who frequents Bebo
koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 02:58
I was working for Our Price the year everyone got a copy of his autobiography as their Christmas 'bonus'. Wanker!
dandyboy Fri, 18/06/2010 - 14:50