If there's anything worse than being cheated on with a £1200-a-night prostitute who usually doesn't even charge but has done this time because your husband's so ugly, then it must be when the aforementioned prostitute attempts to apologise (following a Max Clifford meeting) and brings it all up again in the Sunday papers...

Juci Jeni (pictured here) has now given comment (no doubt under the guidance of Clifford) to News Of The World, pretending:

"I am very sorry for my part in this."

"It's a horrible thing to learn your husband has cheated on you. Particularly when you're pregnant. I have so much sympathy for her."

Gosh, we bet Coleen feels so much better now...

Juci then blamed it mostly on Rooney and fellow footballers for having too much money, which was made clear when she claimed he drunkenly bought a packet of malboro lights for £200, (come on we've all been there) and for "luring her in" to their expensive lifestyle...

"He always gets what he wants by throwing his money around. It's nothing to him to throw £200 at a hotel concierge to go out and get him a packet of cigarettes and, similarly, it means nothing to him to pay £1,200 for a girl.

 

"When young girls see that kind of money being flashed around, it is obviously attractive to them."

Let's not bring down the entire female species, thanks...

"There is glitz and glamour. There are people happily spending £500 on a bottle of champagne. t's a very enticing lifestyle. It's a wannabe lifestyle."

Meanwhile, Coleen has reportedly taken Rooney back, on the following conditions, trade marked by Cheryl and Ashley Cole:

- Rooney will be on trial and under place under house arrest

- Puts their sex life on hold indefinitely

But isn't that what he blamed his shagging around on in the first the place?