Mary Magdalene might have been more appropriate
Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:47 by Harry Bow

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  • look at her in mean girls and the parent trap she had thin pretty lips now they are like angelina Jolies you can tell they are fake!

    dancingworm Wed, 10/02/2010 - 06:09
  • ... and get married to a bloodsucking leech like Simon Monjack so he can fleece the corpse before she's cold, eh?

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:36
  • and michael barrymore

    switch Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:13
  • If she's going down the Jacko route, all she needs now is a GP who'll inject Nurofen into her bum. Then if she dies she'll get all the coverage she needs. It worked for Brittany Murphy.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:56
  • If she's going down the Jacko route, all she needs now is a GP who'll inject Nurofen into her bum. Then if she dies she'll get all the coverage she needs. It worked for Brittany Murphy.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:56
  • and michael barrymore

    switch Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:13
  • ... and get married to a bloodsucking leech like Simon Monjack so he can fleece the corpse before she's cold, eh?

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:36
  • look at her in mean girls and the parent trap she had thin pretty lips now they are like angelina Jolies you can tell they are fake!

    dancingworm Wed, 10/02/2010 - 06:09

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