A Pussycat Doll launches something wearing the most ridiculous leggings on earth

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Kimberley Wyatt launches the United Dance Organisation

Get your leggings over

Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:01 by Mr. HM

I know what you're thinking, where do I sign up for the United Dance Organisation? Right? Oh, you're just looking at that crotch aren't you? Shame on you.

Kimberley Wyatt (one of the Pussycat Dolls that wasn't the Lewis Hamilton one or the man one) and George Sampson (no relation to Daz) got paid to turn up at Pineapple Dance Studios (also the subject of the campest show on television. That's enough brackets now -Ed) to launch something called the United Dance Organisation.

I haven't the first fucking clue what the United Dance Organisation is or does but it most certainly is a very important thing indeed and not just something done to make sure someone's budget is fully spent. Oh no.

By the look on George Sampson's face, i'd wager that's the closest he's come to a real life vagina - Piers Morgan on Britain's Got Talent doesn't count.

And those leggings. What. The. Fuck.

Fashion Disaster, George Sampson, Kimberley Wyatt

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AngelDean Thu, 03/06/2010 - 09:02
Nah, farrrr too classy for Lohan.
tescopop Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:06
Of course Sampson knows what a vagina looks like, he's seen Simon Cowell enough times.
ken tate Wed, 17/02/2010 - 02:12
With the legging ref in the previous story, I think our Mr HM has a bit of thing for this garb. I'm sure it's catered for...
stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 18:15
or blow his tanks. No one would know - it wouldn't show on a pair of trousers like that, it'd just slide down his leg and ooze out onto the floor.
slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:42
At first I thought you were wasting your lives dedicating a whole article and 9 pictures to a pair of leggings but I was wrong. I can see that now.
mcfuck Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:40
sampson doesn't know whether to laugh, cry or shit his pants. the lucky sod.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:55
Oooph! She looks like George Michael when he was trying to look "hard" in the late 80s...
dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:44
You'd like to think so wouldn't you. That's exactly what I imagine them to look like.
Mr. HM Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:34
Please tell me those are Lindsay Lohan designer leggings.
slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:32
KIDS - the UDO aren't freedom fighters they're terrorists. don't be fooled. join me in the Disunited Sitting Disorganisation, next meeting to be held at a DFS near you sometime probably
switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:39
He must have wanked himself silly when he got home. I'm surprised he didn't produce a semi during the photo-op. Or maybe he did but no-one noticed. Speaking of knobs, Dean Gaffney's back in Stenders. Still acting like a cunt (aka as a kimberley)
PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:36

He must have wanked himself silly when he got home. I'm surprised he didn't produce a semi during the photo-op. Or maybe he did but no-one noticed. Speaking of knobs, Dean Gaffney's back in Stenders. Still acting like a cunt (aka as a kimberley)
PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:36
KIDS - the UDO aren't freedom fighters they're terrorists. don't be fooled. join me in the Disunited Sitting Disorganisation, next meeting to be held at a DFS near you sometime probably
switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 13:39
Please tell me those are Lindsay Lohan designer leggings.
slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:32
You'd like to think so wouldn't you. That's exactly what I imagine them to look like.
Mr. HM Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:34
Oooph! She looks like George Michael when he was trying to look "hard" in the late 80s...
dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:44
sampson doesn't know whether to laugh, cry or shit his pants. the lucky sod.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:55
At first I thought you were wasting your lives dedicating a whole article and 9 pictures to a pair of leggings but I was wrong. I can see that now.
mcfuck Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:40
or blow his tanks. No one would know - it wouldn't show on a pair of trousers like that, it'd just slide down his leg and ooze out onto the floor.
slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:42
With the legging ref in the previous story, I think our Mr HM has a bit of thing for this garb. I'm sure it's catered for...
stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 18:15
Of course Sampson knows what a vagina looks like, he's seen Simon Cowell enough times.
ken tate Wed, 17/02/2010 - 02:12
Nah, farrrr too classy for Lohan.
tescopop Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:06
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AngelDean Thu, 03/06/2010 - 09:02