Quote of the Day: Bradley Cooper on catching ping pong from stripper's vagina in mouth

That's not a ping pong

The Pong-Hoover

Fri, 20/05/2011 - 11:34 by Harry Bow

Obviously a bag fat plug for his new film sequel, but we're still rather impressed with Bradley Cooper's mouth-eye coordination...

Appearing on US TV yesterday, Bradley Cooper spoke about his time on the Hangover set in Bangkok and a visit to a ping pong bar, explaining:

"This one gal was able to eject ping-pong balls at high velocities with amazing accuracy.

"(It went) right in my mouth... (There are) Handi Wipes coming out from everywhere, (co-star) Ed Helms is throwing up... It was memorable."

Probably not quite a drippy and shiny as his last catch, Renee Zellweger...

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Comments

Thinking about it there may be a chance that, like a snotty flob, the ball stuck to the side of his face
bojangles Fri, 20/05/2011 - 16:33
i like anyone who chews their food through four stomachs. Im joking. I still would :)
bojangles Fri, 20/05/2011 - 15:06
Don't you start. I thought you liked me *simpers*... Yes, a cunt and a cow.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:58
I think you should have saved your quote of the day as the one from the Judge who has jailed Docherty. Yes, yes, yes. Jeeez perhaps Saturday will be Rapture Day after all. Our prayers were answered.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:57
She'd be like a machine gun *Ratatatatatatatata* Although i wouldn't envy her foo foo after all that wasabi.

Are you a ruminant, Stells? What with all that rumination?
bojangles Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:32
Just thought I'd save you the job.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:12
Leaveitoutcleaver says...

Never a truer word spoken.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:12
I wonder if she can do that with Wasbi peas too... ?mmm *ruminates* @Tescopops < yeah I know it's not fucking Twitter. But I'm a cunt. :-)
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:11

I wonder if she can do that with Wasbi peas too... ?mmm *ruminates* @Tescopops < yeah I know it's not fucking Twitter. But I'm a cunt. :-)
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:11
Leaveitoutcleaver says...

Never a truer word spoken.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:12
Just thought I'd save you the job.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:12
She'd be like a machine gun *Ratatatatatatatata* Although i wouldn't envy her foo foo after all that wasabi.

Are you a ruminant, Stells? What with all that rumination?
bojangles Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:32
I think you should have saved your quote of the day as the one from the Judge who has jailed Docherty. Yes, yes, yes. Jeeez perhaps Saturday will be Rapture Day after all. Our prayers were answered.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:57
Don't you start. I thought you liked me *simpers*... Yes, a cunt and a cow.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/05/2011 - 12:58
i like anyone who chews their food through four stomachs. Im joking. I still would :)
bojangles Fri, 20/05/2011 - 15:06
Thinking about it there may be a chance that, like a snotty flob, the ball stuck to the side of his face
bojangles Fri, 20/05/2011 - 16:33