Quote Of The Day: Cheryl Cole think imperfection is sexy (unless it's one of hers?)

3 Cheryl Cole - as she was then Cheryl Cole at Cannes: Tits are models own.

Now and Then: Cheryl likes imperfections, but hates fangs

Sexy? No No Not unless you get new teeth

Wed, 18/05/2011 - 16:27 by Mr. HM

Cheryl Cole has apparently been 'forced' to deny that she has not had a boob job following her appearance in Cannes. I'm not entirely sure how you force someone like Cheryl Cole to deny something though - or indeed why someone had forced her to do such a thing. Anyway, on she blathers...

"I wouldn't deny it if I had cosmetic surgery. I wouldn't just come out with big boobs and say, "No, I haven't had an operation!'

She carried on...

"I think imperfections are sexy anyway, I honestly do. If everyone looked perfect with a perfect face and perfect boobs, it wouldn't be sexy as it's not real life."

All very admirable until you look at a photo of Cheryl before she was crown Champion Of All Women In The World.

If imperfections are so sexy, why get your teeth veneered? Is that now not real life?

And i'm not being funny, but didn't you cause a stink with L'Oreal a while back because you were promoting the way their product worked so amazingly - on FAKE HAIR?

So you may not have fake tits Cheryl, but your grasp on reality is certainly a bit botoxed...

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Comments

stella ah trois Wed, 18/05/2011 - 21:19
Her tits freak me right out. True story.
tescopop Wed, 18/05/2011 - 18:24
She had one boob job (implant over muscle), had them taken out, and now she's got a canny new pair under the muscle instead.
I think it would be much fairer on the nine year old girls who look up them if celebrities who'd had work done just admitted it. "Yes, I do have great tits, but it cost £5000, hurt like hell and they look weird when I hold my arms up. I'll also need to spend £5k every decade for the rest of my life to have them replaced". Rather than "it dooont matter if yeh've got nowt there an ah have, love yaselves pets, yer werth it, now pop dooon boots and get yaselves some l'oreal shit with ma face on it".
rude dog Wed, 18/05/2011 - 17:13
She hasn't got big boobs. She likes a meal. And if you eat your tits will grow. Ain't that right Mr Cowell? BTW: Betcha any money he gets a knighthood soon - anything to encourage him to keep his dosh in Blighty.
PuddyTwat Wed, 18/05/2011 - 16:47
She certainly aided the facial imperfections of that cloakroom attendant girl. By smashing her fookin face in, pet
fuckwit Wed, 18/05/2011 - 16:34

She certainly aided the facial imperfections of that cloakroom attendant girl. By smashing her fookin face in, pet
fuckwit Wed, 18/05/2011 - 16:34
She hasn't got big boobs. She likes a meal. And if you eat your tits will grow. Ain't that right Mr Cowell? BTW: Betcha any money he gets a knighthood soon - anything to encourage him to keep his dosh in Blighty.
PuddyTwat Wed, 18/05/2011 - 16:47
She had one boob job (implant over muscle), had them taken out, and now she's got a canny new pair under the muscle instead.
I think it would be much fairer on the nine year old girls who look up them if celebrities who'd had work done just admitted it. "Yes, I do have great tits, but it cost £5000, hurt like hell and they look weird when I hold my arms up. I'll also need to spend £5k every decade for the rest of my life to have them replaced". Rather than "it dooont matter if yeh've got nowt there an ah have, love yaselves pets, yer werth it, now pop dooon boots and get yaselves some l'oreal shit with ma face on it".
rude dog Wed, 18/05/2011 - 17:13
Her tits freak me right out. True story.
tescopop Wed, 18/05/2011 - 18:24
stella ah trois Wed, 18/05/2011 - 21:19