He'll need a commode
Fri, 27/05/2011 - 17:17 by Harry Bow

National treasure and renowned actor Danny Dyer is a little bit upset that Mark Kermode has forgotten about some of the more serious work on his CV, like that Pinter stuff. That's Harold Pinter, not Lucy Pinder. Although he's probably done them both - same thing, innit...

Talking to PureMovies: about Mark Kermode's mocking of him on Radio 5, Danny Dyer said:

"I've seen it, yeah. He's such a pr*ck. I don't even talk like that, you know what I mean?! I actually watched it and I found it quite funny, because I couldn't believe that this is the way he perceives me.

 

"He's the only one that sees me like that, I believe. It's very odd. He's just a got a bit of a problem with me, and what it is I really don't know. But I think he does tend to forget that I've done [Harold] Pinter and stuff like that. I don't think he takes me seriously as an actor.

 

"But our paths will meet, one day, and there won't be no talking. It'll probably just be a headbutt straight to the f**king nose, and then he can go off and do his impressions with a broken nose… that'd be good, wouldn't it?"

Yup, Kermode is the only person who sees him like that...

  • I'm literally doing the voice in my head as I read this.

    Josh Butler Fri, 12/08/2011 - 17:10
  • He watched it? On the radio?

    jools Mon, 30/05/2011 - 14:53
  • the gift that continue to give. what a tool

    merkin Sun, 29/05/2011 - 02:20
  • it's 'cause i'm fuckin 'ard!!

    dirtyandypants Sat, 28/05/2011 - 12:53
  • It's like a bad parody. 'I have no idea why he thinks I'm like I am so I'm going to commit some GBH on his face so he realises I'm not.' Fucking knob.

    stella ah trois Sat, 28/05/2011 - 08:34
  • It's like a bad parody. 'I have no idea why he thinks I'm like I am so I'm going to commit some GBH on his face so he realises I'm not.' Fucking knob.

    stella ah trois Sat, 28/05/2011 - 08:34
  • it's 'cause i'm fuckin 'ard!!

    dirtyandypants Sat, 28/05/2011 - 12:53
  • the gift that continue to give. what a tool

    merkin Sun, 29/05/2011 - 02:20
  • He watched it? On the radio?

    jools Mon, 30/05/2011 - 14:53
  • I'm literally doing the voice in my head as I read this.

    Josh Butler Fri, 12/08/2011 - 17:10

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