Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to have the right ringJennifer Love Hewitt wants to have the right ring

Mouth engaged to the brain?
Tue, 25/01/2011 - 17:13 by Harry Bow

Jennifer Love Hewitt, the woman who was vajazzling her vavajay before the cast of The Only Way Is Essex had even had their first taste of Faeces, has just revealed that she's already chosen three engagement rings. Even though no one has actually proposed...

While appearing on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jennifer Loves Chewits explained:

"I actually have three because I feel like I'm doing the guy a favor.

"Women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we're not very good at nailing that down for them. I feel like I don't want to be upset if he picks a bad ring.

"If it gets to that conversation. If marriage comes up, I'm like, "You know what's so weird. There is this store [Tiffany's] and there are three rings in it... And if you chose one of these three, I'm going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So why would you want to do that?"

Might be time for her to get back to that vajazzling again...

  • I really, truly, honestly, desperately hope I never become one of those poor sad bints for whom marriage is an obsession. I can smell the desperation wafting off JLH, and it does mot smell good.

    tescopop Wed, 26/01/2011 - 09:40
  • She looks like she's had her genes spliced with Leonard Nimoy's.

    mickeyrat Tue, 25/01/2011 - 20:53
  • She looks like she's had her genes spliced with Leonard Nimoy's.

    mickeyrat Tue, 25/01/2011 - 20:53
  • I really, truly, honestly, desperately hope I never become one of those poor sad bints for whom marriage is an obsession. I can smell the desperation wafting off JLH, and it does mot smell good.

    tescopop Wed, 26/01/2011 - 09:40

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