Radio 1's Big Weekend: Lady Gaga plays jazz and fakes pregnancy

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Ellie Goulding pushes out another gem.Ellie Goulding pushes out another gem.

What a Goulding moment
Mon, 16/05/2011 - 12:28 by John Hill

Radio 1's Big Weekend is a music packed weekend designed for people who like having a good time and Fearne Cotton. Of course, with an event featuring two diametrically opposed things like Fearne and fun, it can be pretty difficult to find an audience and a location, which meant this year's event had to be held in Carlisle. Strangely enough, the northern town is one of the only places in the UK where the local's desire to enjoy themselves at all costs actually trumps the overwhelming need they feel to strip off all their skin and stuff it in their earholes whenever the DJ mentions her love of Mamfaard and Sans.

Alongside Fearne at the mega fun music packed fun weekend fun extravaganza were Fergie, Alex Turner, Bruno Mars, The Foo Fighters (with everyone's favourite bearded singer Dave Grohl), Ellie Goulding, Katy B, Lady Gaga wearing whatever the hell she thinks will draw attention away from her turgid dancing, Nicole Scherzinger, Olly Murs, Plan B, Professor Green, Sarah Cox, Taio Cruz, The Script, Tinie Tempah, Vernon Kay, the massive turd that is Will.I.Am and Jessie J.

 

See what we meant by fun? Loads of it. Incidentally, Lady Gaga apparently played so well (must have been in the outtakes) Fearne decided to become pals with her:

How do I become best mates with GaGa? After last night's big weekend performance I'm even more besotted.'

Thanks Fearne. Always good to hear from you. Mamfaard and Sans!

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Comments

  • It was a slow day at Mega-Fake self-promotion Inc and the Chief Exec, L Gaga, was in a foul mood.

    “Why is it always me that has to come up with the goods huh? The meat dress. The asymmetrical haircut, the asymetrical haircut before that and the plasticine skirt? All my ideas. Jesus fukn’ Christ, I have a hard enough time stretching my ‘music’ Rizla thin – what the fuck do I pay you people for? Get me that guy from Wisconsin on the phone. You know. The one who came up with the ‘chick with a dick’ idea, shit the press mileage I’ve had out of that one. See if he can whistle up another idea from his shit locker, otherwise it’ll have to be another asymmetrical hairstyle and her at Toni and Guy can only do so much with styling wax, cowshit and half-a-yard of chutzpah”.

    “Hey, what about grafting a unicorn horn onto my head! Or between my tits even! That’d shake ‘em up. Did Madonna ever do that? She did…fuck it. What if it was a lesbian unicorn…?”

    jiggerycock Mon, 16/05/2011 - 16:05

  • The stress of Vernon Kay's anus horribilis has caused his wardrobe to malfunction. WTF is he wearing? While Gaga's bump only draws comparison to her nose. And do you think it's time for Plan B to stop listing "pies" as part of his rider? He's starting to look like Alexie Sayle.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/05/2011 - 15:43

  • The stress of Vernon Kay's anus horribilis has caused his wardrobe to malfunction. WTF is he wearing? While Gaga's bump only draws comparison to her nose. And do you think it's time for Plan B to stop listing "pies" as part of his rider? He's starting to look like Alexie Sayle.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/05/2011 - 15:43

  • It was a slow day at Mega-Fake self-promotion Inc and the Chief Exec, L Gaga, was in a foul mood.

    “Why is it always me that has to come up with the goods huh? The meat dress. The asymmetrical haircut, the asymetrical haircut before that and the plasticine skirt? All my ideas. Jesus fukn’ Christ, I have a hard enough time stretching my ‘music’ Rizla thin – what the fuck do I pay you people for? Get me that guy from Wisconsin on the phone. You know. The one who came up with the ‘chick with a dick’ idea, shit the press mileage I’ve had out of that one. See if he can whistle up another idea from his shit locker, otherwise it’ll have to be another asymmetrical hairstyle and her at Toni and Guy can only do so much with styling wax, cowshit and half-a-yard of chutzpah”.

    “Hey, what about grafting a unicorn horn onto my head! Or between my tits even! That’d shake ‘em up. Did Madonna ever do that? She did…fuck it. What if it was a lesbian unicorn…?”

    jiggerycock Mon, 16/05/2011 - 16:05

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