Kitchen Nightmare
Wed, 02/09/2009 - 16:04 by Metrosexual

At last Gordon finally has something to swear about. His restaurants have been savaged in a guide book which surveyed 8000 diners for their opinions. Gordo's restaurants made up four of the 10 on the "most disappointing" list.

He looked a bit red faced when he arrived back in London from holiday this afternoon.

Harden's London Restaurant guide says the reputation of Restaurant Gordon Ramsay has fallen "faster than the stock market," prices are "stratospheric" and the "expected excitement too often is absent...like the man himself."

What do they expect? How can he cook their dinner in four restaurants while simultaneously filming all those TV shows where he flashes his boobs? Tsk.

  • I am a huge fan of Gordon Ramsay and I admire his work. I don't think that his restaurant is so bad. I went once there to eat and I liked the food. He only have to change the restaurant supply store and everything is back to normal. That great food that we are use with.

    ninamicu Tue, 19/04/2011 - 21:18
  • Would love to see a New Entry Troop of bootnecks attempt it whilst wearing crampons.

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:20
  • "Fucking sort it out big boy, yes?"

    *smacks back of hand into palm*

    themonkey Thu, 03/09/2009 - 09:25
  • I think allot of people go there expecting to be greeted buy Ramsey himself instead they get rediculasly overpriced pub food and a restraunt full of Twats!

    dancingworm Thu, 03/09/2009 - 04:16
  • they still use the foot eating machines!
    anyway it looks like someone has chopped wood on the cunts face.

    0800vix Thu, 03/09/2009 - 00:22
  • Obviously wasn't taken to a good clark's shoe shop and made to stick his feet in one of those automated shoe-size deciding machines as a child.

    Dont try to tell me I was the only person who remembers them, or even that I imagined the whole thing. I was sure it was going to bite my feet off every time i needed a new pair of shoes.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 02/09/2009 - 20:29
  • Well spotted, he seems to be a flid.

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 02/09/2009 - 20:17
  • Face like a commando assault course

    Blartmonster Wed, 02/09/2009 - 19:00
  • LOOK AT HIS FUCKING TOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 02/09/2009 - 18:42
  • That should wipe the smug grin off that leather face of his. Fucking big headed cunt.

    sickofcelebs Wed, 02/09/2009 - 17:23
  • Face like an ordnance survey map.

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 02/09/2009 - 17:13
  • Utter Cunt.

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/09/2009 - 16:28
  • Utter Cunt.

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/09/2009 - 16:28
  • Face like an ordnance survey map.

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 02/09/2009 - 17:13
  • That should wipe the smug grin off that leather face of his. Fucking big headed cunt.

    sickofcelebs Wed, 02/09/2009 - 17:23
  • LOOK AT HIS FUCKING TOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 02/09/2009 - 18:42
  • Face like a commando assault course

    Blartmonster Wed, 02/09/2009 - 19:00
  • Well spotted, he seems to be a flid.

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 02/09/2009 - 20:17
  • Obviously wasn't taken to a good clark's shoe shop and made to stick his feet in one of those automated shoe-size deciding machines as a child.

    Dont try to tell me I was the only person who remembers them, or even that I imagined the whole thing. I was sure it was going to bite my feet off every time i needed a new pair of shoes.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 02/09/2009 - 20:29
  • they still use the foot eating machines!
    anyway it looks like someone has chopped wood on the cunts face.

    0800vix Thu, 03/09/2009 - 00:22
  • I think allot of people go there expecting to be greeted buy Ramsey himself instead they get rediculasly overpriced pub food and a restraunt full of Twats!

    dancingworm Thu, 03/09/2009 - 04:16
  • "Fucking sort it out big boy, yes?"

    *smacks back of hand into palm*

    themonkey Thu, 03/09/2009 - 09:25
  • Would love to see a New Entry Troop of bootnecks attempt it whilst wearing crampons.

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:20
  • I am a huge fan of Gordon Ramsay and I admire his work. I don't think that his restaurant is so bad. I went once there to eat and I liked the food. He only have to change the restaurant supply store and everything is back to normal. That great food that we are use with.

    ninamicu Tue, 19/04/2011 - 21:18

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