Rio Ferdinand and Carlos TevezRio Ferdinand and Carlos Tevez

His name is Rio and he's fisted by a hand
Thu, 11/11/2010 - 15:00 by Harry Bow

Almost a hand-ball(sack) when Man United played Man City, although it was more of a hand-rectum really...

Captions below, please - ours is above.

  • Tevez and Ferdinand sitting in a tree

    F … I … S … T … I … N … G!

    stustustudio Fri, 12/11/2010 - 19:05
  • Rio expressed more anguish than usual at this fisting from Tevez, possibly because he was lying one of his balls...

    foolishboi Fri, 12/11/2010 - 13:39
  • "Stop pissing about Rio - I want my fucking phone back..."

    cashback Fri, 12/11/2010 - 11:25
  • "That's a five grand watch I want back!"

    themonkey Fri, 12/11/2010 - 10:59
  • "That 's the way to do it. That's the way to fucking do it you glove puppet!"

    jiggerycock Thu, 11/11/2010 - 18:04
  • Consider yourself Merked, you fucking plum.

    dandyboy Thu, 11/11/2010 - 16:48
  • What was that you said about keeping me in your back pocket, Rio?

    stustustudio Thu, 11/11/2010 - 15:04
  • What was that you said about keeping me in your back pocket, Rio?

    stustustudio Thu, 11/11/2010 - 15:04
  • Consider yourself Merked, you fucking plum.

    dandyboy Thu, 11/11/2010 - 16:48
  • "That 's the way to do it. That's the way to fucking do it you glove puppet!"

    jiggerycock Thu, 11/11/2010 - 18:04
  • "That's a five grand watch I want back!"

    themonkey Fri, 12/11/2010 - 10:59
  • "Stop pissing about Rio - I want my fucking phone back..."

    cashback Fri, 12/11/2010 - 11:25
  • Rio expressed more anguish than usual at this fisting from Tevez, possibly because he was lying one of his balls...

    foolishboi Fri, 12/11/2010 - 13:39
  • Tevez and Ferdinand sitting in a tree

    F … I … S … T … I … N … G!

    stustustudio Fri, 12/11/2010 - 19:05