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Fri, 27/11/2009 - 01:48 by HM writer

Which annoyingly boring movie actress/blogger took a runner by surprise when he poked his head round her trailer door to call her up for a scene?

Her fiancee's  (at the time, also a famous star) feet could be seen poking out from underneath her dress, obviously giving her a full MOT. She looked up and calmly said 'Not now Carlo.'  That then became the crews response to any request from anyone much to the bemusement of the vapid Oscar winner.

  • Was it Paltrow getting a good licking out from the Pitt man. It's his speciality supposedly.

    whereswaldo Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:45
  • going down on Dame Judi?

    BigPhil Fri, 27/11/2009 - 11:49
  • Was it Brenda Blethyn?

    davidbellamy Fri, 27/11/2009 - 11:40
  • I also know the runner in question...and tis true - he walked in to find Gwynnie in full Shakespearian garb giving old Affleck (also fully dressed) a right good gobble.

    JessicaFletcher Fri, 27/11/2009 - 10:51
  • Gwynnie getting a rush of blood to the head.

    Funsan Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:51
  • frontbottom boy says I know the runner in question and there are a couple of innacuracies in your microbiotic reportage.
    She was in fact giving head and did not answer the door as the said runner walked in on the happy couple.
    makes her almost interesting !

    nigel@models1.co.uk Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:15
  • Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher?

    menamie Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:07
  • Her Royal Dullness would seem to be choice, so who's the fiance then? as her husband still IS a famous star ... I don't know or care enough about the bitch to have any idea who her previous muffwipers have been ...

    dhg Fri, 27/11/2009 - 08:25
  • Gwynnie

    eri-chan Fri, 27/11/2009 - 06:15
  • Gwynnie

    eri-chan Fri, 27/11/2009 - 06:15
  • Her Royal Dullness would seem to be choice, so who's the fiance then? as her husband still IS a famous star ... I don't know or care enough about the bitch to have any idea who her previous muffwipers have been ...

    dhg Fri, 27/11/2009 - 08:25
  • Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher?

    menamie Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:07
  • frontbottom boy says I know the runner in question and there are a couple of innacuracies in your microbiotic reportage.
    She was in fact giving head and did not answer the door as the said runner walked in on the happy couple.
    makes her almost interesting !

    nigel@models1.co.uk Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:15
  • Gwynnie getting a rush of blood to the head.

    Funsan Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:51
  • I also know the runner in question...and tis true - he walked in to find Gwynnie in full Shakespearian garb giving old Affleck (also fully dressed) a right good gobble.

    JessicaFletcher Fri, 27/11/2009 - 10:51
  • Was it Brenda Blethyn?

    davidbellamy Fri, 27/11/2009 - 11:40
  • going down on Dame Judi?

    BigPhil Fri, 27/11/2009 - 11:49
  • Was it Paltrow getting a good licking out from the Pitt man. It's his speciality supposedly.

    whereswaldo Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:45