He's marriage material, that's fo' sho'
Mon, 24/08/2009 - 21:14 by Mr. HM

Alex Reid (Katie "Jordan" Price's cage fighting boyfriend) has recently starred in his first movie! You may have read about it - it's a romantic comedy about a widowed man finding love for the first time in years with the help of his lonely children. Oh no, hang on - my mistake. It's a violent rape porno called 'Killer Bitch'... Here are the pics!

It's difficult to know where to start with all this stuff.

 

You could tell Alex was a rough shag just by looking at him, which, after Peter Andre's obvious butterfly kisses and missionary (Doggy every third Wednesday folks!) - Katie was probably desperate for someone to just GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT PLEASE.

 

Still, there's being tied to the bed with a dressing gown cord and then there's , well... this. The only person who loses out with this twat being around grabbing every last pap pic, freebie and walk on parts is Katie Price - who is on a fast track to complete career destruction by proxy.

 

Remember when a few years ago everyone said "Oh, she's not stupid after all - with all that money and those deals she comes across as a really empowered businesswoman who's having the last laugh at those idiots that pay £20 for an autograph".

Turns out we were right first time - she's thick as mince.

 

I've put these pics in the order that the scene plays out - see if you can try and get a sense of how events unravel without hearing the dialogue.

 

Warning! these pictures contain a large penis - who then gets his cock out.

  • I ove Katy Price. She comes across as stupid but I think most of that is an act.And she has an amazing body!
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    Audiophile Wed, 28/07/2010 - 06:20
  • I'll take your word for it. Not sure I want to look at all the photos!
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    Audiophile Mon, 26/07/2010 - 02:42
  • In the Indian Ayurvedic tradition, there is a whole list of more herbs which are used in the preparation of herbal cheap viagras. These are different from the above herbs, in the sense that they are used almost exclusively for the treatment of impotence. Some of these herbs are the dong quai, kava, blessed thistle, black cohosh, golden seal, etc. These are the same herbs that are used in the enhancement of breasts in females.

    1stukgent121 Tue, 08/06/2010 - 06:16
  • Urgh. And yet it's Alex Reid who's getting fucked. And deservedly so for agreeing to take part in this pile of vomit. I wonder if he's shown it to his step-daughter Tiramasu Princess. The film that is not his cock cos that wouldn't be right.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:25
  • ...even with those glow-in-the-dark teeth?

    themonkey Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:04
  • its wrong i know...but i would fuck him....

    velcroboy Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:26
  • Yeah and the ladyboy fucking is true too, amongst other things.

    minxybbw Sat, 29/08/2009 - 15:56
  • I have it on good authority that loads of people in the cage fighting community hates this cunt. He is apparently a cocky fucker and a cheat and has been seen gobbing on his opponants after winning. Charming bloke with a suitable cunt for a girlfriend.

    minxybbw Sat, 29/08/2009 - 15:54
  • Are you sure that is not Kuntie Price in the video? If not , then I bet they re-create this at home, shut the door Harvey

    the flange Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:52
  • he's got a great body (he's fit but my gosh don't he just know it!?), but what a skinny cock - bet it wouldn't touch the sides.
    That thing wouldn't look out of place in a bread roll with a dollop of mustard, ketchup and some onions on it.

    nepenthe Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:41
  • He fucks ladyboys... the dirty sod!

    chicken2night Wed, 26/08/2009 - 14:58
  • It's the age old "Get off me you animal !!!......hmm I feel strangely aroused even though he's raping me" scenario as seen in many a porn flick, which i'm sure any woman who has been in that situation can relate to... not !

    wantondisregard Wed, 26/08/2009 - 01:01
  • There's something wrong with his prick. It's all blurry.

    whatthe. Tue, 25/08/2009 - 20:06
  • Let it through twice

    wittyusername Tue, 25/08/2009 - 19:39
  • Oy vey....need to get his body over here

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    HotMenOnly Tue, 25/08/2009 - 19:22
  • Yes, and he'd probably like you too if you had money are were thick.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Tue, 25/08/2009 - 16:05
  • I am so ashamed... all i could keep thinking is that he's got a fucking great body....
    *sits in the corner facing the wall for guilt wank*

    poshbitch Tue, 25/08/2009 - 15:59
  • I'm with you Kwebb- the best thing that could be done to this 2 worthless turds would be never to talk about them ever again. Somehow difficult to imagine.

    kermits Tue, 25/08/2009 - 09:11
  • Another tasteful porn to be released... mind you, caters for a lot of lonely cunts out there! The only tasteful thing about these shitty pictures are the wowan's lingerie- nice!!

    kermits Tue, 25/08/2009 - 09:09
  • Not that I'm talking from experience but for someone who's being raped shes not putting up too much of a fight. In fact, in one picture she's helping him take off her trousers. Clearly she was asking for it!

    yogithebear Tue, 25/08/2009 - 08:51
  • I am so tired of reading about these fucking awful people every day.

    kwebb Tue, 25/08/2009 - 07:09
  • I wanna see Pete and Harvey cage fight. Alex takes on the winner.

    Barry Jorge Tue, 25/08/2009 - 00:24
  • I can't be arsed to give this cro-magnon cunt any fucking benefit by looking at his Oh So Boring porn-by-numbers. This aresehole is on one fucking ego trip - the alleged "cage fighting" (I'd love to know what his SP is), the taking of another man's wife, the rapey porn.... this fucker is on one big self love-in. There's only one person in this wanker's life, and that's him.

    He's racing up the ratings of "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching" (although he'd probably get some sort of homoerotic thrill) - he's currently at number 8 and rising....

    Blartmonster Mon, 24/08/2009 - 23:04
  • I was going to say it wasn't the actual porn. But then again picture 17 is an actual blurred stud's cock.Call me an Inbetweener on e4 but I'd honestly pay to watch this on Wank-2-View with my dad's credit card.

    SelectiveInvective Mon, 24/08/2009 - 21:38
  • I was going to say it wasn't the actual porn. But then again picture 17 is an actual blurred stud's cock.Call me an Inbetweener on e4 but I'd honestly pay to watch this on Wank-2-View with my dad's credit card.

    SelectiveInvective Mon, 24/08/2009 - 21:38
  • I can't be arsed to give this cro-magnon cunt any fucking benefit by looking at his Oh So Boring porn-by-numbers. This aresehole is on one fucking ego trip - the alleged "cage fighting" (I'd love to know what his SP is), the taking of another man's wife, the rapey porn.... this fucker is on one big self love-in. There's only one person in this wanker's life, and that's him.

    He's racing up the ratings of "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching" (although he'd probably get some sort of homoerotic thrill) - he's currently at number 8 and rising....

    Blartmonster Mon, 24/08/2009 - 23:04
  • I wanna see Pete and Harvey cage fight. Alex takes on the winner.

    Barry Jorge Tue, 25/08/2009 - 00:24
  • I am so tired of reading about these fucking awful people every day.

    kwebb Tue, 25/08/2009 - 07:09
  • Not that I'm talking from experience but for someone who's being raped shes not putting up too much of a fight. In fact, in one picture she's helping him take off her trousers. Clearly she was asking for it!

    yogithebear Tue, 25/08/2009 - 08:51
  • Another tasteful porn to be released... mind you, caters for a lot of lonely cunts out there! The only tasteful thing about these shitty pictures are the wowan's lingerie- nice!!

    kermits Tue, 25/08/2009 - 09:09
  • I'm with you Kwebb- the best thing that could be done to this 2 worthless turds would be never to talk about them ever again. Somehow difficult to imagine.

    kermits Tue, 25/08/2009 - 09:11
  • I am so ashamed... all i could keep thinking is that he's got a fucking great body....
    *sits in the corner facing the wall for guilt wank*

    poshbitch Tue, 25/08/2009 - 15:59
  • Yes, and he'd probably like you too if you had money are were thick.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Tue, 25/08/2009 - 16:05
  • Oy vey....need to get his body over here

    www.hotmenonly.net - updated daily

    HotMenOnly Tue, 25/08/2009 - 19:22
  • Let it through twice

    wittyusername Tue, 25/08/2009 - 19:39
  • There's something wrong with his prick. It's all blurry.

    whatthe. Tue, 25/08/2009 - 20:06
  • It's the age old "Get off me you animal !!!......hmm I feel strangely aroused even though he's raping me" scenario as seen in many a porn flick, which i'm sure any woman who has been in that situation can relate to... not !

    wantondisregard Wed, 26/08/2009 - 01:01
  • He fucks ladyboys... the dirty sod!

    chicken2night Wed, 26/08/2009 - 14:58
  • he's got a great body (he's fit but my gosh don't he just know it!?), but what a skinny cock - bet it wouldn't touch the sides.
    That thing wouldn't look out of place in a bread roll with a dollop of mustard, ketchup and some onions on it.

    nepenthe Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:41
  • Are you sure that is not Kuntie Price in the video? If not , then I bet they re-create this at home, shut the door Harvey

    the flange Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:52
  • I have it on good authority that loads of people in the cage fighting community hates this cunt. He is apparently a cocky fucker and a cheat and has been seen gobbing on his opponants after winning. Charming bloke with a suitable cunt for a girlfriend.

    minxybbw Sat, 29/08/2009 - 15:54
  • Yeah and the ladyboy fucking is true too, amongst other things.

    minxybbw Sat, 29/08/2009 - 15:56
  • its wrong i know...but i would fuck him....

    velcroboy Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:26
  • ...even with those glow-in-the-dark teeth?

    themonkey Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:04
  • Urgh. And yet it's Alex Reid who's getting fucked. And deservedly so for agreeing to take part in this pile of vomit. I wonder if he's shown it to his step-daughter Tiramasu Princess. The film that is not his cock cos that wouldn't be right.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:25
  • In the Indian Ayurvedic tradition, there is a whole list of more herbs which are used in the preparation of herbal cheap viagras. These are different from the above herbs, in the sense that they are used almost exclusively for the treatment of impotence. Some of these herbs are the dong quai, kava, blessed thistle, black cohosh, golden seal, etc. These are the same herbs that are used in the enhancement of breasts in females.

    1stukgent121 Tue, 08/06/2010 - 06:16
  • I'll take your word for it. Not sure I want to look at all the photos!
    www.audiophileheadphones.info

    Audiophile Mon, 26/07/2010 - 02:42
  • I ove Katy Price. She comes across as stupid but I think most of that is an act.And she has an amazing body!
    healthyweightlossideas.info

    Audiophile Wed, 28/07/2010 - 06:20

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