Kerry Katona: Unreality TV

Kids go swimming in chess club ice cream vans

Kat-ona a hot TV show

Thu, 13/01/2011 - 16:57 by John Hill

We have absolutely no idea how this has managed to make its way into our possession, none at all, but we are assured by many assuring sources that it is 100 percent legitimate.

Essentially, what you're looking at here HM readers is a snap from the schedule of Kerry Katona's reality tv show. Do what you will over it, although preferably decipher it and send us your conclusions. The usual HM prize of a small island just off Costa Rica is on offer.

Kerry Katona pictures, Kerry Katona

Comments

Who's Sue?
tescopop Thu, 13/01/2011 - 17:40
The words 'chess club' & 'topless' in the same paragraph. Class.
stustustudio Thu, 13/01/2011 - 17:30
But the digital camera's gone and fucked up the text! I can't make head nor tail of it. Can I have the island anyway? The fact that Katona is still news and on £60K for wobbling on ice makes me want to drown myself.
PuddyTwat Thu, 13/01/2011 - 17:19

But the digital camera's gone and fucked up the text! I can't make head nor tail of it. Can I have the island anyway? The fact that Katona is still news and on £60K for wobbling on ice makes me want to drown myself.
PuddyTwat Thu, 13/01/2011 - 17:19
The words 'chess club' & 'topless' in the same paragraph. Class.
stustustudio Thu, 13/01/2011 - 17:30
Who's Sue?
tescopop Thu, 13/01/2011 - 17:40