I started a fake football website this week where I've written fictional news articles ala The Onion. Anyway I wrote a clearly fake article about Nicolas Anelka's upcoming autobiography 'It's not me. It's everyone else' which has gone down a storm. So much so that 5,000 people read it on my website today.

Anyway a lot of people have read it and reproduced it around the web. It spread particularly on African and Scandanavian websites. Anyway tonight someone sent me a link to the Charity Shield today where a Finnish commentator, believing my article was real, tells people on live TV that Anelka left Arsenal because he claims in his autobiography (which I flipping wrote) that Vieira struck him round the face with his penis after Arsenal played Fulham.

My Finnish friend Vix translated:-

"The commentator says how in an autobiography that Anelka wrote he told of a time when him and Vieira didn't get on. There was some goal that Anelka missed and Vieira took the piss. After the game Viera hit Anelka with his bits down below! Apparently this is all exclusive from his tell-all autobiography..."

People are idiots.