I know who killed my career...
Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:24 by Harry Bow

Finally, an award nominations list that Sandra Bullock's name sits much more comfortably in... Along with the multi-Grammy winning Beyonce, the Oscar hopeful is up for 'Worst Actress' at this year's Razzies. She's got some very tough competition though...

Halle Berry proved she was more than a pair of tits when she decided to pick up her award for Catwoman in person at the 2005 Golden Raspberry ceremony (surely Swordfish was a worthier contender?), but we doubt any of this year's nominees are quite so self-deprecating - even though it's likely to be the only prize most of them will win in their entire career...

 

It's amazing that Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker are even bothering to continue with the promo tour for Did You Here About The Morgans? (yes, I did, it sounds shit) while award season is in full-swing, but it's likely that bony pony will get pipped by Megan Fox in the Worst Actress category anyway - considering the 23-year-old is up for both Jennifer's Body and Transformers 2, a film where her talent stretches to sticking her arse out of a car bonnet and not much else.

 

Contenders for the Worst Actress of Decade will be harder judge, with Madonna, Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey (Precious hasn't made us forget about Glitter, Mimi), Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan all up for the gong. Has Lilo been around for a decade? She obviously looks like she has, but Madonna has definitely been making stinkers for much longer. What's more, Lilo does at least have one decent film to her name (Mean Girls), which is much more than can be said for Madge.

 

The winners will be announced on 6 March - the eve of the Oscars, but here's the full list of nominees in the meantime (the Academy Award ones will be in later, so more on that then)....

 

WORST PICTURE OF 2009

"All About Steve"

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"

"Land of the Lost"

"Old Dogs""

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

 

WORST ACTOR OF 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"

Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"

Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"

Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"

John Travolta, "Old Dogs"

 

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

Beyonce, "Obsessed"

Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"

Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

 

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"

Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"

Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009

Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"

Ali Larter, "Obsessed"

Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"

Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"

Julie White (as Mom), "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"

Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"

Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"

 

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE 

"Battlefield Earth" (2000) 

"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001)

"Gigli" (2003)

"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007)

"Swept Away" (2002)

 

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Ben Affleck - "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"

Eddie Murphy - "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"

Mike Myers - "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"

Rob Schneider - "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"

John Travolta - "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"

 

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Mariah Carey – "Glitter"

Paris Hilton - "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"

Lindsay Lohan - "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"

Jennifer Lopez - "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"

Madonna - "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"

 

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    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 03:54
  • worst picture of the decade= I KNOW WHO KILLED ME by far far far Troll 2 is more watchable than that GO LO 50 cent bin, Recked Linsay Lohans career!

    dancingworm Wed, 03/02/2010 - 22:42
  • Glad to see New Moon in there. Fucking abortion of a film.
    And Sandra Bullock is indeed the worst acress ever. Worse than Madonna even. I was watching Demolition Man a while ago, and the Bullock's skills haven't really evolved since, to be honest.

    retrovertigo Tue, 02/02/2010 - 21:51
  • Hurrah for the Razzies - the only awards that actually mean anything. Mind you Sienna's so bad she doesn't even deserve this. Worst Actress of the Decade? It's a toss between Mariah and Madonna. Both act appallingly in real life so give them the Raspberry. Blightly should have a similar do but call it The Boot.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/02/2010 - 15:09
  • 'fuck-anything-that-can-help' is of course what I meant. I don't like missing apostrophes. (Or shit actresses as it goes...)

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:34
  • What no Jessica Alba? The terrifying black hole of talent.

    Speaking of black holes I'm glad Sienna M got a mention, that useless, 'fuck-anything-that-can-help, throbbing vagina of ambition. With a hard face. I can't watch her on screen.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:29
  • What no Jessica Alba? The terrifying black hole of talent.

    Speaking of black holes I'm glad Sienna M got a mention, that useless, 'fuck-anything-that-can-help, throbbing vagina of ambition. With a hard face. I can't watch her on screen.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:29
  • 'fuck-anything-that-can-help' is of course what I meant. I don't like missing apostrophes. (Or shit actresses as it goes...)

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:34
  • Hurrah for the Razzies - the only awards that actually mean anything. Mind you Sienna's so bad she doesn't even deserve this. Worst Actress of the Decade? It's a toss between Mariah and Madonna. Both act appallingly in real life so give them the Raspberry. Blightly should have a similar do but call it The Boot.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/02/2010 - 15:09
  • Glad to see New Moon in there. Fucking abortion of a film.
    And Sandra Bullock is indeed the worst acress ever. Worse than Madonna even. I was watching Demolition Man a while ago, and the Bullock's skills haven't really evolved since, to be honest.

    retrovertigo Tue, 02/02/2010 - 21:51
  • worst picture of the decade= I KNOW WHO KILLED ME by far far far Troll 2 is more watchable than that GO LO 50 cent bin, Recked Linsay Lohans career!

    dancingworm Wed, 03/02/2010 - 22:42
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