In today's collection hat, we've got Reese With-a-plastic-spoon, Jamie Oliver groping invisible breasts, Cher Lloyd trying to get an upgrade, Rachel Bilson getting trollied, Jennifer Loves Chewitts having a make over (but not vajazzle), Amy Winehouse putting the bra in Brazil, Jenny McCarthy and her shoes, David Beckham still training at Spurs despite injury (a blister apparently), Paris Hilton before the cuntary, Michael Cera not really breaking out of type-cast, Chloe Sevigny at HBO Big Love premiere and Kate Bosworth in hot pants.

Plus, when did David Hasselhoff turn into Will Ferrell? And finally, we thought Janice Dickinson's face could never shock us again, but see pic 9 (if you dare).

And for old times sake...