Ifanly he didn't get so hammered...
Fri, 25/09/2009 - 15:25 by Metrosexual

Just another quiet night for actor Rhys Ifans...loads of booze at some meeja dive in Soho with some 'showbiz' chums (we're talking about Kimbo Stewart here, so times are clearly hard at the moment) followed by a punch up with some snappers.

It's like groundhog day!

What's the matter with him?!

This isn't the first time he's done it! What a grumpy drunk.

You don't get Jason Statham punching everyone up when he's pissed. He just gets carried out of the place. Watch and learn Rhys!

Seriously though, he looks like a weaselly scrapper with a mean hook. Approach with caution!

  • We didn't ALL say that!

    kwebb Sun, 27/09/2009 - 13:24
  • You can all bang on about how Rhy's a g grumpy drunk but what you don't know is that one of the paps ran up to his friend from behind and smashed a beer bottle on his head and putting the dude in the hospital with 5 stitches. Fucking disgraceful. Shame on the paps. Get your facts straight people!

    ladydino Sun, 27/09/2009 - 11:28
  • Rather him than that melonomic sociopath that is Price

    fuzzyrex Sat, 26/09/2009 - 07:14
  • Yet again I bow to your superior opinion. Having said that, without the fawning public, there'd be no papps, so we need to stop treating celebs as royalty. And royalty as royalty. Hasta la Victoria siempre...

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 23:02
  • Hate paparazzi...

    pandakiller Fri, 25/09/2009 - 22:31
  • I agree.

    Why has the fucking vulture in pic 12 had his face blurred out, the cowardly shitcunt?

    pandakiller Fri, 25/09/2009 - 22:30
  • Crikey

    BonnyWill Fri, 25/09/2009 - 19:30
  • I love Rhys. If we had a few more like him there'd be less of these bottom feeding Stone Island jacket wearing fat fucking knob ends stood with 5 grand digital cameras taking pictures of pointless Z list knobheads outside Bella Pasta or any shitheap that Les Dennis might have eaten in once prior. The standard required to get your picture taken has never been lower largely due to the fact anyone can buy a Canon 1DS camera and start snapping away. That coupled with people's inexplicable fascination with the banale.

    kwebb Fri, 25/09/2009 - 18:36
  • What a grade A, non-achieving cunt,.....

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 17:25
  • what is this numpty doing on his knees?!

    kermits Fri, 25/09/2009 - 15:57
  • what is this numpty doing on his knees?!

    kermits Fri, 25/09/2009 - 15:57
  • What a grade A, non-achieving cunt,.....

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 17:25
  • I love Rhys. If we had a few more like him there'd be less of these bottom feeding Stone Island jacket wearing fat fucking knob ends stood with 5 grand digital cameras taking pictures of pointless Z list knobheads outside Bella Pasta or any shitheap that Les Dennis might have eaten in once prior. The standard required to get your picture taken has never been lower largely due to the fact anyone can buy a Canon 1DS camera and start snapping away. That coupled with people's inexplicable fascination with the banale.

    kwebb Fri, 25/09/2009 - 18:36
  • Crikey

    BonnyWill Fri, 25/09/2009 - 19:30
  • I agree.

    Why has the fucking vulture in pic 12 had his face blurred out, the cowardly shitcunt?

    pandakiller Fri, 25/09/2009 - 22:30
  • Hate paparazzi...

    pandakiller Fri, 25/09/2009 - 22:31
  • Yet again I bow to your superior opinion. Having said that, without the fawning public, there'd be no papps, so we need to stop treating celebs as royalty. And royalty as royalty. Hasta la Victoria siempre...

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 23:02
  • Rather him than that melonomic sociopath that is Price

    fuzzyrex Sat, 26/09/2009 - 07:14
  • You can all bang on about how Rhy's a g grumpy drunk but what you don't know is that one of the paps ran up to his friend from behind and smashed a beer bottle on his head and putting the dude in the hospital with 5 stitches. Fucking disgraceful. Shame on the paps. Get your facts straight people!

    ladydino Sun, 27/09/2009 - 11:28
  • We didn't ALL say that!

    kwebb Sun, 27/09/2009 - 13:24

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