It been a while since we've heard anything from Rihanna, and certainly haven't heard anything about her troubles with Chris Brown, so she's finally opened up to Marie Claire about exactly what's been going on in the last year, including some kind of world altering change of heart that now means she's allowed to smile. Wonderful.

Her epiphany apparently happened in New York at the Trump Hotel, which is a wonderful place to have an epiphany if you're going to have one. In fact we highly recommend the Epiphany Suite. It's a little pricey but well worth the extra cost if it's your first. Lovely drapes.

'I remember I was in New York at the Trump Hotel and I woke up and I just knew I was over it. It was a different day. I felt different, I didn’t feel lonely. I felt like I wanted to get up and be in the world. That was a great, great feeling.'

She then explains how her feelings at that time were very much like Jim Davidson's career towards the end:

'I was very lost. I have to say I felt really confused. I hate talking about it but it was really crazy because I felt so out of touch with myself and when that happens… It’s scary because nothing you say or do feels like it’s you.

 

‘You just lose touch of everything that you love and everything that you would normally do; how you would dress or how you would say something… It just feels like it’s not coming from you. It’s just this one empty vase. I felt like an empty vessel.’

Eminem also apparently provided the singer with some much needed clarity in relation to her problems with Chris Brown:

He [Eminem] confronted himself on it. He basically gives insight into what goes on in the mind of a couple in a domestically violent relationship. I love that in every verse it just gets to that point where she wants to leave, she wants to leave, she leaves, she leaves, she leaves… but then the hook always comes back’

Every word in that song is true. It would take somebody who’s been on the inside to understand how magical those lyrics are. ‘Everybody loves the song but the lyrics can never hit home until you’ve seen it, witnessed it, in your home or experienced it yourself.’

 

Well, that was fun wasn't it? Jesus.

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