Hats off to plucky fashion foolio Rihanna. Mere days ago she was giving us a glimpse of her nipple ring and now she's wearing a top that looks like it's come straight off the back of some Hoxton Twat. 

Apparently the words are taken from the late Saint Wacko Jacko's Heal The World. Deep. We're guessing resembling a fridge in a student house share was good enough for our girl though...

Perhaps for her next foray into nit-wit wear she could don a turban or kaftan emblazoned with the lyrics to Ben and prove she's in touch with her inner dead rat. Boo hoo. 

Tomorrow: mismatching neon Bob Carolgees socks, heart shaped deely boppers and a Nik Kershaw snood.