Rihanna finally moved on from all the Chris Brown nonsense which threatened to overshadow her career and has filmed the video for her new track. In fact the only battering going on here involved the paparazzi and her bodyguards. Ouch!

I think the look she's trying to for here is Gabrielle meets Mad Max. i.e. a bit of a fucking state. Look at that barnet!

Still, at least they've gone for a realistic kind of plot for this one. I often see women wearing eyepatches in stockings and suspenders hanging around car parks late at night - but then again I do live next door to the Institute for Retired Pirate Lapdancers.

The latter few pictures show what happens to our fearless, intrepid paparazzi; risking life and limb to bring you pleasure. You should probably take a quiet moment to reflect on this thought.