I think the look she's trying to for here is Gabrielle meets Mad Max. i.e. a bit of a fucking state. Look at that barnet!
Still, at least they've gone for a realistic kind of plot for this one. I often see women wearing eyepatches in stockings and suspenders hanging around car parks late at night - but then again I do live next door to the Institute for Retired Pirate Lapdancers.
The latter few pictures show what happens to our fearless, intrepid paparazzi; risking life and limb to bring you pleasure. You should probably take a quiet moment to reflect on this thought.
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COMMENTS (6)
what a fucking state.
That pap photographer definitely has the kiddy fiddler look about him though... wasn't too upset to see him on the deck.
Good to see the papps getting a bit of a slap, but she really is firmly wedged up her own arse isn't she?
Wedged? Rihanna is superglued up in her own arsehole. This gorgon has got Beyonce's bloke trotting after her like a lackey. Who knows? She might be worse even than Miley Cyrus.
I hate this chick. Take all her clothes off put her in jeans and at shirt and youl be snoring on the red carpet. She wears all those happy outfits to hide the unexuberance in her personality and her boring nature. She is very dull and wears this outrages gear to hide that, no talent, she sounds like a budgy with a peg on its beak!
Excuse me? All that Chris Brown nonsense has helped to ELEVATE her career. Who was over-shadowed? Not Rhianna. This deep-voice, thick-necked cunning-arsed bajan has seen her stock rise. I'm not even sure if it's deserved quite frankly.