Some stories just write themselves. Take these pictures of Rihanna outside London's Whisky Mist for instance...

Go on, you can do it. Rihanna leaves the club to find the torrential rain and blustery wind too much to cope with.

Luckily a kind gentleman offers her a device with which to protect herself from said elements. He is nice, you could say a friend who would maybe stick it out right until the end.

Unfortunately it does indeed start raining more than ever.

Poor Rihanna.