Shut up and Drive
Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:03 by HM writer

There was a full moon in Paris over the weekend as Rihanna bent over to hop inside her waiting car wearing a see-through dress and a thong...

Rihanna was joined by Katy Perry, both looking as though they were sharing a single brain cell between them, on the front row of Karl Lagerfield's ready to wear Spring/Summer 2010 collection.

And Katy managed to drag herself away from new lover Russell Brand, who she'd spent the last three days holed up with at his Hampstead home, to leave him behind in London. 

So it was just the one arse on show (sorry)...

  • I have seen london escorts with a lot better asses looks kinda flat to me?

    sindy Fri, 13/11/2009 - 13:46
  • THAT IS THE ONLY POSITION I WOULD FUCK HER FROM...Am I the only one who thought she was sexier with the bruises.......

    I hear she fell down the stairs.......and was told if she spoke to the police she would fucking fall down them again!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:55
  • Sit down! sit down! on my face, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
    thats better

    carbon cowboy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:34
  • Yes her arse is worth a go but her face is a fucking disaster. She looks like a full blown Downs.

    aaaargh Tue, 06/10/2009 - 10:40
  • Duty log mental for you.

    themonkey Tue, 06/10/2009 - 09:52
  • Get over this budgee bitch now! she sings like a canary with a peg on its beak. She only got famous cause she got bashed and now she gets invited to all the fashion shows as if she is getting congratulated. I dont like the way she poses she is so full of herself that she is protuding her own shit! As for katey does she know she is getting used and abused by russell brand, she came across as a real ball basher but who knows who is using who??? I want to burn Karl Lagerfills suit and watch him cry who knows he might take is sunglasses off for once!

    dancingworm Tue, 06/10/2009 - 01:38
  • Can you imagine the clinkers and winnits in there? I bet you she has tagnuts to challenge the best that northern cuisine can fucking produce

    Blartmonster Mon, 05/10/2009 - 23:52
  • I would also like to add my appreciation of that arse. Her very own mobile chip and pin swipe facility

    merylhighground Mon, 05/10/2009 - 23:19
  • That IS a nice arse. Too bad its attached to Naomi Campbell and Jimmy Hill's lovechild.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 05/10/2009 - 22:23
  • That's a fucking nice arse!

    *tears cock off in wank frenzy*

    gago Mon, 05/10/2009 - 16:42
  • Setting the bar really high isn't she?

    Tell you what, unless it's got its pissflaps stretched behind its ears and demanding you vandalise its anus with a tree stump, it doesn't get a single coulmn inch.

    jiggerycock Mon, 05/10/2009 - 14:45
  • Four out of the last 20 'stories' have featured this woman. All wearing the same clothes. That is very very dull.

    HeyYou Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:55
  • "Rihanna flashes her arse at Paris Fashion Week"

    "Rihanna at Paris Fashion Week showing her bottom"

    "Rihanna tries on some more fancy dress in Paris"

    "Rihanna takes part in some watersports with a monk. Really."

    "Rihanna dyes her hair blonde, wears 'interesting' top"

    That's not a career, it's just going out to some places/events. What happened to the 'singing'?

    themonkey Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:50
  • Pic 3 - Looks like a special school day out

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:49
  • She's just so classy.

    tescopop Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:46
  • another day, another photo of rihanna's arse and/or tits.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:41
  • another day, another photo of rihanna's arse and/or tits.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:41
  • She's just so classy.

    tescopop Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:46
  • Pic 3 - Looks like a special school day out

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:49
  • "Rihanna flashes her arse at Paris Fashion Week"

    "Rihanna at Paris Fashion Week showing her bottom"

    "Rihanna tries on some more fancy dress in Paris"

    "Rihanna takes part in some watersports with a monk. Really."

    "Rihanna dyes her hair blonde, wears 'interesting' top"

    That's not a career, it's just going out to some places/events. What happened to the 'singing'?

    themonkey Mon, 05/10/2009 - 12:50
  • Four out of the last 20 'stories' have featured this woman. All wearing the same clothes. That is very very dull.

    HeyYou Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:55
  • Setting the bar really high isn't she?

    Tell you what, unless it's got its pissflaps stretched behind its ears and demanding you vandalise its anus with a tree stump, it doesn't get a single coulmn inch.

    jiggerycock Mon, 05/10/2009 - 14:45
  • That's a fucking nice arse!

    *tears cock off in wank frenzy*

    gago Mon, 05/10/2009 - 16:42
  • That IS a nice arse. Too bad its attached to Naomi Campbell and Jimmy Hill's lovechild.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 05/10/2009 - 22:23
  • I would also like to add my appreciation of that arse. Her very own mobile chip and pin swipe facility

    merylhighground Mon, 05/10/2009 - 23:19
  • Can you imagine the clinkers and winnits in there? I bet you she has tagnuts to challenge the best that northern cuisine can fucking produce

    Blartmonster Mon, 05/10/2009 - 23:52
  • Get over this budgee bitch now! she sings like a canary with a peg on its beak. She only got famous cause she got bashed and now she gets invited to all the fashion shows as if she is getting congratulated. I dont like the way she poses she is so full of herself that she is protuding her own shit! As for katey does she know she is getting used and abused by russell brand, she came across as a real ball basher but who knows who is using who??? I want to burn Karl Lagerfills suit and watch him cry who knows he might take is sunglasses off for once!

    dancingworm Tue, 06/10/2009 - 01:38
  • Duty log mental for you.

    themonkey Tue, 06/10/2009 - 09:52
  • Yes her arse is worth a go but her face is a fucking disaster. She looks like a full blown Downs.

    aaaargh Tue, 06/10/2009 - 10:40
  • Sit down! sit down! on my face, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
    thats better

    carbon cowboy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:34
  • THAT IS THE ONLY POSITION I WOULD FUCK HER FROM...Am I the only one who thought she was sexier with the bruises.......

    I hear she fell down the stairs.......and was told if she spoke to the police she would fucking fall down them again!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:55
  • I have seen london escorts with a lot better asses looks kinda flat to me?

    sindy Fri, 13/11/2009 - 13:46

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