Sheer cheek
Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:05 by Harry Bow

Maybe if Jessica Biel had dressed a little bit more like this she wouldn't be crying a river over those Rihanna/Timberlake rumours...

 

Jessica Biel might have flashed her tits in You Tube (but not box office) hit Blue Powder, but it seems that weren't enough for Justin Timberlake... According to US Weekly, the actress has been DUMPED by Trousersnake for none other than Rihanna!! OMG etc...

Fair dos, the Umbrella singer doesn't wait for the cameras to start rolling before showing off her bits - as demonstrated at Gareth Pugh's catwalk show in Paris last night (beats Peaches Geldof's attempt at front style in London last week).

US Weekly quotes a source as saying the split has been long-due:

"He just said he needs time apart to just experience being single again. She [Jessica] refuses to accept it and called him non-stop trying to save it. She can't imagine life without him."

Has she been talking to Jennifer Aniston?

 

Another insider told the mag that things have been heating up between Trousersnake and Rihanna since the VMAs:

"They've been talking and texting non-stop since the VMAs. He's pressing her to plan another hook-up. They liked the excitement of sneaking around. She digs him and wants to date him."

Sorry, Jessica, but any move that could potentially piss off Chris Brown is alright with us...

 

  • Why on earth does Rihanna always dress like she's auditioning for a bleak, dystopian sci-fi thriller?

    retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:07
  • Maybe Jess, but not Rhianna... far too manly...

    pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 23:06
  • You know, I thought that too - and she looks fucking mental, too. That white pigmentation process must send you doolally a la MJ

    Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 19:53
  • You would though wouldn't you, Rihanna or Jess, I'm not fussy.

    snowdog Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:17
  • Wasn't she black once?

    scatattack Thu, 01/10/2009 - 17:40
  • Just what the world is waiting for!

    This cubist idiot flashing her saggy old dirtypillows all over the shop for the n hundredth time

    jiggerycock Thu, 01/10/2009 - 16:14
  • *drums his fingers waiting for minge-sniffing comments*

    BigPhil Thu, 01/10/2009 - 15:35
  • I never said I liked her music but minge is minge and never to be sniffed at.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 01/10/2009 - 13:31
  • I don't think she's all that anyway.

    Her music's shit too.

    That track "Shut Up And Drive" is a direct rip-off of New Order's "Blue Monday", and "Umbrella" is a fucking dirge.

    pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 13:26
  • Flashes her bits ?? you fucking liar !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:54
  • Justin Timberlake and Rhianna?! Please. That's as bogus as Brad Pitt's acting. More likely that JT and the divine Miss R have a record out soon and want to sex up the hype.

    Incidentally Rhinna's lovely to look at but the girl looks as evil as fuck.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:11
  • Justin Timberlake and Rhianna?! Please. That's as bogus as Brad Pitt's acting. More likely that JT and the divine Miss R have a record out soon and want to sex up the hype.

    Incidentally Rhinna's lovely to look at but the girl looks as evil as fuck.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:11
  • Flashes her bits ?? you fucking liar !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:54
  • I don't think she's all that anyway.

    Her music's shit too.

    That track "Shut Up And Drive" is a direct rip-off of New Order's "Blue Monday", and "Umbrella" is a fucking dirge.

    pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 13:26
  • I never said I liked her music but minge is minge and never to be sniffed at.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 01/10/2009 - 13:31
  • *drums his fingers waiting for minge-sniffing comments*

    BigPhil Thu, 01/10/2009 - 15:35
  • Just what the world is waiting for!

    This cubist idiot flashing her saggy old dirtypillows all over the shop for the n hundredth time

    jiggerycock Thu, 01/10/2009 - 16:14
  • Wasn't she black once?

    scatattack Thu, 01/10/2009 - 17:40
  • You would though wouldn't you, Rihanna or Jess, I'm not fussy.

    snowdog Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:17
  • You know, I thought that too - and she looks fucking mental, too. That white pigmentation process must send you doolally a la MJ

    Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 19:53
  • Maybe Jess, but not Rhianna... far too manly...

    pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 23:06
  • Why on earth does Rihanna always dress like she's auditioning for a bleak, dystopian sci-fi thriller?

    retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:07

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