Top hat, ropey coat
Mon, 21/12/2009 - 10:42 by Mr. HM

Rihanna seems to be slightly confused about clothes. On one hand she needs to keep her slight frame warm, on the other hand she need to keep her tummy aired.

Plus, it would be ridiculous for a celebrity to actually wear something practical for one second wouldn't it? I mean, here I am about to go and do some shopping in a warm coat, hat and gloves.

What am I stupid?! Jeeves! Fetch me my top hat, wedding veil, crop top and velvet gloves! Oh and while you're up there, see if my diamond ring is still on top of the fridge.

Cheers.

  • No wonder that mouthy little cunt knocked 7 bells out of her....probably just trying to get her attention !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 22/12/2009 - 10:34
  • Well someone's got to I suppose.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/12/2009 - 09:55
  • Fuck me, she really fancies herself doesn't she?

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 21:32
  • It looks like she got her gear from the market. But then she's from Barbados-Land so what does she know about the cold? And in case anyone wants to bleat about 'bajan-ism' or any other kind of -ism, my folks are bajan so nur!

    PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 17:34
  • can't say I've ever been that close to a stripper's clit

    fuzzyrex Mon, 21/12/2009 - 14:55
  • Rhianna has a face like a strippers clit, but clearly fancies herself.

    Atomic Mutton IMO

    jiggerycock Mon, 21/12/2009 - 13:37
  • "Rihanna has an interesting winter wardrobe"

    You need to look up 'interesting', Mr HM.

    tescopop Mon, 21/12/2009 - 12:36
  • gutter fabulous

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:45
  • Coat in pic 5 - made of that pleated cotton wool you buy in bulk to soak up shit and stuff? I mean kids' shit. Not one's own. And if it is actually a fur coat, my they went a long way to make it look like crap wrap.

    stella ah trois Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:31
  • Rhianna has a..zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz......bore off.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:21
  • Rhianna has a..zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz......bore off.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:21
  • Coat in pic 5 - made of that pleated cotton wool you buy in bulk to soak up shit and stuff? I mean kids' shit. Not one's own. And if it is actually a fur coat, my they went a long way to make it look like crap wrap.

    stella ah trois Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:31
  • gutter fabulous

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:45
  • "Rihanna has an interesting winter wardrobe"

    You need to look up 'interesting', Mr HM.

    tescopop Mon, 21/12/2009 - 12:36
  • Rhianna has a face like a strippers clit, but clearly fancies herself.

    Atomic Mutton IMO

    jiggerycock Mon, 21/12/2009 - 13:37
  • can't say I've ever been that close to a stripper's clit

    fuzzyrex Mon, 21/12/2009 - 14:55
  • It looks like she got her gear from the market. But then she's from Barbados-Land so what does she know about the cold? And in case anyone wants to bleat about 'bajan-ism' or any other kind of -ism, my folks are bajan so nur!

    PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 17:34
  • Fuck me, she really fancies herself doesn't she?

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 21:32
  • Well someone's got to I suppose.

    stella ah trois Tue, 22/12/2009 - 09:55
  • No wonder that mouthy little cunt knocked 7 bells out of her....probably just trying to get her attention !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 22/12/2009 - 10:34

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