Rihanna and Jay Z perform at the Rockefeller centre in New York
Top hat, ropey coat
Mon, 21/12/2009 - 10:42 by Mr. HMRihanna seems to be slightly confused about clothes. On one hand she needs to keep her slight frame warm, on the other hand she need to keep her tummy aired.
Plus, it would be ridiculous for a celebrity to actually wear something practical for one second wouldn't it? I mean, here I am about to go and do some shopping in a warm coat, hat and gloves.
What am I stupid?! Jeeves! Fetch me my top hat, wedding veil, crop top and velvet gloves! Oh and while you're up there, see if my diamond ring is still on top of the fridge.
Cheers.
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Comments
No wonder that mouthy little cunt knocked 7 bells out of her....probably just trying to get her attention !
Well someone's got to I suppose.
Fuck me, she really fancies herself doesn't she?
It looks like she got her gear from the market. But then she's from Barbados-Land so what does she know about the cold? And in case anyone wants to bleat about 'bajan-ism' or any other kind of -ism, my folks are bajan so nur!
can't say I've ever been that close to a stripper's clit
Rhianna has a face like a strippers clit, but clearly fancies herself.
Atomic Mutton IMO
"Rihanna has an interesting winter wardrobe"
You need to look up 'interesting', Mr HM.
gutter fabulous
Coat in pic 5 - made of that pleated cotton wool you buy in bulk to soak up shit and stuff? I mean kids' shit. Not one's own. And if it is actually a fur coat, my they went a long way to make it look like crap wrap.
Rhianna has a..zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz......bore off.
Rhianna has a..zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz......bore off.
Coat in pic 5 - made of that pleated cotton wool you buy in bulk to soak up shit and stuff? I mean kids' shit. Not one's own. And if it is actually a fur coat, my they went a long way to make it look like crap wrap.
gutter fabulous
"Rihanna has an interesting winter wardrobe"
You need to look up 'interesting', Mr HM.
Rhianna has a face like a strippers clit, but clearly fancies herself.
Atomic Mutton IMO
can't say I've ever been that close to a stripper's clit
It looks like she got her gear from the market. But then she's from Barbados-Land so what does she know about the cold? And in case anyone wants to bleat about 'bajan-ism' or any other kind of -ism, my folks are bajan so nur!
Fuck me, she really fancies herself doesn't she?
Well someone's got to I suppose.
No wonder that mouthy little cunt knocked 7 bells out of her....probably just trying to get her attention !