Chris who?
Fri, 04/12/2009 - 17:59 by Mr. HM

Rihanna held a launch party for her new album in New york and actually managed to look cheerful for once. Hallelujah!

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Nice to see her smiling for once - she normally has a face like a spanked arse.

Looks like she could do with a tongue brush though...

  • By heck is it normal to see that far up peoples nostrils?

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:15
  • don't you ever. don't you ever. stop being dandy showing me you're handsome!

    George of Asda Sat, 05/12/2009 - 03:05
  • Who is she, anyway?

    forestmonkey Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:53
  • It's not pretty, and a one-hit wonder is neither a legend nor a star. The Jodrell Bank-faced twat

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:48
  • See how they try to never get her in profile, the mongoloid flat faced cunt.

    BonnyWill Fri, 04/12/2009 - 20:40
  • Tell skelator his bride is ready.....What is it with all these women turning into walking zombies or has she bolted the wrong head on today?

    anne_droid Fri, 04/12/2009 - 20:35
  • Is that a trace of the old Bolivian marching dust up her nostrils?

    pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:53
  • No. She isn't.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:37
  • she's a pretty girl but it's hard to imagine introducing her to your mates and family without her turning up in a grump wearing a 8ft diameter orange for a hat.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:26
  • she's a pretty girl but it's hard to imagine introducing her to your mates and family without her turning up in a grump wearing a 8ft diameter orange for a hat.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:26
  • No. She isn't.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:37
  • Is that a trace of the old Bolivian marching dust up her nostrils?

    pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:53
  • Tell skelator his bride is ready.....What is it with all these women turning into walking zombies or has she bolted the wrong head on today?

    anne_droid Fri, 04/12/2009 - 20:35
  • See how they try to never get her in profile, the mongoloid flat faced cunt.

    BonnyWill Fri, 04/12/2009 - 20:40
  • It's not pretty, and a one-hit wonder is neither a legend nor a star. The Jodrell Bank-faced twat

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:48
  • Who is she, anyway?

    forestmonkey Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:53
  • don't you ever. don't you ever. stop being dandy showing me you're handsome!

    George of Asda Sat, 05/12/2009 - 03:05
  • By heck is it normal to see that far up peoples nostrils?

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:15

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