Another O2 gig for Rihanna, another aftershow at London's club equivalent of a wank from your mum - Mahiki. This time she brought along some real celebs. Oh no, hang on - she didn't in the slightest.

Of all the places to keep going, Mahiki? Really? She went there last night, bottle of rum in hand, but the alcohol was obviously not sufficient enough to wipe the horror from her mind, so she went back for a second helping.

Lunch in Angus Steakhouse followed by an hour in the Trocadero would have had more class.

Keen to hand on the coat-tails of Rihanna's glamour was Jade Sugababe, who got it all a bit wrong and ended up just whacking her backside out for the paparazzi.

Still, there's nothing that says class about a club than a completely professional doorman is there? I mean, they see celebs like this 24/7 so they don't even bat an eyelid when yet another million -selling artist walks past on their way to spend £2000 for a bottle of champagne with a sparkler in it.

Good man!