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Mon, 23/11/2009 - 10:51 by Mr. HM

Rihanna's PR team have obviously gone into "Sex Vixen" overdrive on her new campaign, instructing her to shoehorn in as many references to having sex as possible. Quite frankly, it's all a bit much now thanks.

After telling the world all she wants for Christmas is a big cock, she went on to overshare with a British journalist who simply turned up to talk to her about her widely anticipated new album.

When setting up the camera for the video interview, Rihanna asked him how wide the camera frame was going to be. By way of explanation she said:

"I don’t want my legs in the shot. I’ve got a few bruises down there. I had some EXPLOSIVE sex last night."

Now readers, I don't know about you, but regardless of how explosive the sex I've had was, my legs have always come out bruise free! Who is she? Leslie Ash?! Maybe she slept with Lee Chapman - she could have killed two birds with one stone - he's a MASSIVE cock!

nb. Her new album is called Rated R (explaining the sexy Rihanna tactic). Rated R means that if it were a DVD, it would contain scenes of brief nudity and mild peril, but no bush.

(Also - we think we spot an explosive sex bruise on her left thigh, picture 5).

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