She's in Fashion
Sat, 03/10/2009 - 10:09 by Mr. HM

Rihanna joined a long list of stars (erm, Bruce Willis) in Paris for Fashion Week an appears to have been reading the seminal guide to dressing - "Fashion, sort of." by one Lady Gaga.

It's subtle, I'll give her that.

In these pics you're too busy trying to look at her arse and nipples to notice that later on she has this fierce, monstrous white leather arm thing knocking around like a cross between a Björk video and a crash test dummy.

Until she throws the \m/ rock salute that is. It's like a Christian Dior version of District 9.

  • Does her ex look at pictures of her like these on the net and slap his computer about?

    dandyboy Sun, 04/10/2009 - 01:35
  • She looks like Prince.

    As a hetero male I find this deeply unsexy.

    pandakiller Sat, 03/10/2009 - 19:16
  • Why doesn't she just do a flaps n' all nudie shoot for "Rustler" and be done with it?

    And she's going into my groundbreaking thesis "Idiots and Tattoos - There is a Link". At all good bookshops. Soon.

    Stramash Sat, 03/10/2009 - 17:22
  • Why is she morphing into The Stig?

    moon park Sat, 03/10/2009 - 14:06
  • What has this skank actually done?

    Mr Beefy Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:59
  • She's turning into as much a derisable figure of mockery as her erstwhile punchy bloke. Does she realise what an irritating twat she is?

    Blartmonster Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:25
  • Her assistant is wearing some seriously ugly shoe-boot things.

    BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 10:41
  • Her assistant is wearing some seriously ugly shoe-boot things.

    BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 10:41
  • She's turning into as much a derisable figure of mockery as her erstwhile punchy bloke. Does she realise what an irritating twat she is?

    Blartmonster Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:25
  • What has this skank actually done?

    Mr Beefy Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:59
  • Why is she morphing into The Stig?

    moon park Sat, 03/10/2009 - 14:06
  • Why doesn't she just do a flaps n' all nudie shoot for "Rustler" and be done with it?

    And she's going into my groundbreaking thesis "Idiots and Tattoos - There is a Link". At all good bookshops. Soon.

    Stramash Sat, 03/10/2009 - 17:22
  • She looks like Prince.

    As a hetero male I find this deeply unsexy.

    pandakiller Sat, 03/10/2009 - 19:16
  • Does her ex look at pictures of her like these on the net and slap his computer about?

    dandyboy Sun, 04/10/2009 - 01:35

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