Grated!
Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:45 by Mr. HM

Just incase you'd forgotten, Rihanna has a new album out and she is now being 'Sexy Rihanna' and talks about cock and stuff like that...

Here she is performing on Good Morning America in, erm America. Damn those pesky wardrobe thieves! Why do they always only steal the trousers?!

Now, not withstanding the fact that she is slowly morphing into Dionne Warwick (ask your mum) I think I kind of preferred Rihanna when she wasn't massively oversharing about her sex life. A little bit of mystery goes a long way ladies, remember that. Just ask Katie Price, Jodie Marsh and other experts in "holding back" from the boys. Always a winner, never a sinner.

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  • Agreed, both on the viewpoint and the Garth Marenghi reference. Unless something hilarious happened halfway through (explosive attack of the squits, grandma walking in, realising halfway through you were bumming the wrong person), it sounds incredibly sad and desparate. Like the sort of girl who keeps "subtly" going on about pulling other birds with less and less tact as the evening goes on, until she finally starts getting off with her fat mate to prove how experimental she is.

    retrovertigo Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:15
  • That's probably the legions of drunken chavs who constantly fall asleep on top of you when performing The Beast With Two Backs

    Blartmonster Thu, 26/11/2009 - 01:57
  • To be honest, I couldn't give a monkeys about anyone's sex life, least of all someone I have never met. I do not care that you have tried all the positions ("on top, doggy, and normal"), your sex life may seem exciting to you, but it is dull to everyone else so think of something else to talk about or shaddup.

    Exception: when someone has just shagged someone I have shagged in the past. Then I'm well up for a laugh-along. This has happened once.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:59
  • jiggerycock Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:04
  • Thanks for the tips Mr HM. Think your sound advice may have come too late for me though.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:55
  • ask YOUR mum.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:03
  • ask YOUR mum.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:03
  • Thanks for the tips Mr HM. Think your sound advice may have come too late for me though.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:55
  • jiggerycock Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:04
  • To be honest, I couldn't give a monkeys about anyone's sex life, least of all someone I have never met. I do not care that you have tried all the positions ("on top, doggy, and normal"), your sex life may seem exciting to you, but it is dull to everyone else so think of something else to talk about or shaddup.

    Exception: when someone has just shagged someone I have shagged in the past. Then I'm well up for a laugh-along. This has happened once.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:59
  • That's probably the legions of drunken chavs who constantly fall asleep on top of you when performing The Beast With Two Backs

    Blartmonster Thu, 26/11/2009 - 01:57
  • Agreed, both on the viewpoint and the Garth Marenghi reference. Unless something hilarious happened halfway through (explosive attack of the squits, grandma walking in, realising halfway through you were bumming the wrong person), it sounds incredibly sad and desparate. Like the sort of girl who keeps "subtly" going on about pulling other birds with less and less tact as the evening goes on, until she finally starts getting off with her fat mate to prove how experimental she is.

    retrovertigo Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:15
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