Guess who? i do this once a year
Let me say it was a sad, but fun year
its him, that little kid, yup he's back
here to give you the 09 recap
Congrats obama, first black pres
But it aint a good start, callin kanye a jackass
Made me laugh, couldn't stop it na
jay declared doa but it got more popular
T Pain makes an app, called i am t pain
it makes your voice sound like you can actually sang (singing "you can actually sang")
with it, ppl started remixing youtube videos
album sales dropped, fifty showed-
us that, 09 was full of the most drama
i'm sick and tired of hearing bout chris and rihanna
Greg Lewis and Holmes, make great grabs
Hold up, let me turn on my swag
thats another trend thats gotta stop,
and making dance songs, 06 was the last time that was hot
Em releases relapse, still yet to see detox
oh and what about lil wayne, he rocks
totally awesome, yea, so ironic
And we keep seeing those same old ads from sonic
Kanye ****** up taylors v-m-a
and lil mama pissed off keys and jay
what were ya thinkin tiger woods
how you gonna cheat on a women, that looks that good
Perez hilton got jacked by will i am, shocker he cried
And people still think that Pacs alive
Drake blew up, thats what the industry needed
But then he blew out, his injured knee and
That video was a failure, not kanye at his best
But i'm sure most dudes didnt mind the tit fest
MJ's death seems to be what everyone is hung up on
I just watched it, lebron didnt really get dunked on
Back to MJ, a legend, i'm not a fan tho
He ended his career basically before my life began so
i never really listened, it aint my fault is it
Pastrana did a new years jump, i didnt see, did he stick it?
I think i have a bad eye
Cuz i saw favre go to the vikings, i'm cool with the return, but why'd u go to the bad guys
Something needs to change, cuz assault is worser
Hero of the Year? Captain Sullenberger
Lil wayne adds another baby mama, everyone was chantin (obama)
My school forgot about the towers
Didn't do a moment of silence, in NY they probably do it for an hour
Or get the day off, I send my flowers
To the friends and family of Derrion Albert
The Yankees, they keep cheating
With a pay roll that big, you should win the series every season
Buying your way to the big stage, Jon and Kate
Let the fame get to their head, i love the plus 8
A women keeps gettin pregnant, just to get a show
Something i would never do with her? Go down low
The iphone soared
When are they gonna run out of ideas at the apple store
While watching the hangover, i was non stop cheesin
I quoted every line, like "Not you fat jesus"
Many legendary rappers released fresh albums
But most of em were shitty like the parents of Falcon
Eminem gets teabagged, and leaves in anger
And then he gets back at mariah, i guess he did bang her
People found twitter, where you say what youre about to do
But no one needs to know your goin to the bathroom
Mike vick is back in the nfl catalog
He's lucky theres only team nicknames with cats, no dogs
So many untimely deaths this year
Billy mays, AM, MJ, B murph, Chris Henry, and steve mcnair
This was a well time spent, 09 has come to an end,
I pulled out a gem, you heard what i said,
its been crazy man
lets try to not top this in 2010........
Acai max cleanse

...beastly vagina....Fantastic, 10 on the chortleometer.

She's obviously advertising her Uncle Winnie's flower shop in Bajan Land. Durr!