And long may they remain so. What's the point of a site like this if it's 'in control?'

Had to google Lanny Barbie. Silly old me, thinking she was in some way related to Klaus.

JC - your posts are out of control mate - yeh?

Well Mez-baby, I had David Coverdale, Lemmy, Germaine Greer and Lanny Barbie over for tiffin and petit fours and the discourse ran to taboos in music ('shock and roll' if you will).

Unlikely as it may seem, Lemmy and Coverdale are proto feminists arguing it was a woman's inalienable right to get her tits out for the cause if she wanted and this was in fact a very empowering manoeuvre. Greer agreed and Lanny bless her was busy with the cucumber and Alsatian.

I positied the idea that these vapid fucking clothes horses were so intent on shoving their beastly vaginas in our faces at every opportunity to mask the fact that their 'nearly-music' is so dull and bland and unchallenging and they all suck and should be destroyed.

Greer pointed out 'this wasn't a solely feminine trait, pointing out the stage-rap of artistes from Tom Jones to JLS. A fair point, to which I was unable to respond having overdone the sherry trifle.

Just the way we roll Chez Jiggs.

Which was nice.

What was on the Sunday night menu in the Cock household that brought all that about?

Lott's trying to outsex Rhianna, who in turn has the new sexed up Aguilera to contend with. Gaga meanwhile has, in a suprise move, put out a sexy new video, which features her and Beyonce being sexy. Spears' peeps are absolutely fuming, beleiving the only way she can get her career back on track is to be 'a bit more sexy', which puts Madge in the unenviable position of trying to outsex her.

Winehouse meanwhile, has arisen from her Stone Roses-like commitment to artistic productivity by having a boob job and many a nipple slip in order to, yes, you've guessed it, be a bit more sexy.

Sexy sexy sexy. My moist mucous membranes frotter frotter frotter, sexy sexy sexy sexy ladies. My bits rubbing against your bits. Here's my cunt everybody - you can almost see my kidneys. LOOK AT ME EVERYONE - THIS IS ME BEING SEXY!!!!!

Yawn.

How would that main pic look if it was Rihanna that was in the milk ads and not Pixie?

pixie lott recently had a car accident on A4562 just before the roundabout by the little chef. Apparently 2 car loads of rabid paparazzi were chasing her when her chauffer lost control, hit a barrier flipping the car onto its roof. Luckily a bystander called the paramedics who turned up just as a battered and bruised pixie was dragging herself from the upturned car. The paramedic rushed towards her shouting 'pixie, pixie... where you bleeding from?' ......'Brentwood' replied pixie.