Rihanna tries on some more fancy dress in Paris

Please stand under an umbrella

Sun, 04/10/2009 - 09:22 by Mr. HM

Another day, another set of pictures of Rihanna in clothes designed by a 7 year old on LSD.

Starting off all demure with a grey hoodie an iPod, music's answer to Salvador Dali then ripped it off to reveal this fierce looking bra thing* but that isn't the half of it. THE SHOES - OH BLIMEY! THE SHOES!

It's not enough to have them in zebra print, oh no - why have them in just the one gaudy pattern when you can have them in electric blue too! Her feet must fucking kill at the end of the day.

Hats off to you Rihanna, you certainly make Sunday morning's interesting.

EDIT: Katy Perry turned up too. this time without Russell Brand hanging out of the back of her. I just couldn't be arsed to put it in a seperate gallery. I'm lazy - this is also why I eat cereal out of the box and only buy new underwear when a testicle falls through a hole. As you were.

*official fashionista description.

Fashion Disaster, Rihanna, rihanna

Comments

^^ Is she wearing a belt made of boobs? I've never seen nipples that low on such a skinny person.
BustySinclair Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:18
"Good evening. I'm Marie Helvin. You're watching Frocks On The Box. This evening, I'm looking at designs. Clothes from Donna Karaaaaan. OscarDeLa Rantaaaaaaaa."
kwebb Sun, 04/10/2009 - 23:20
Busty, you're gorgeous. But I rather suspect your comments won't be registering on the average mole's giveafuckometer
merylhighground Sun, 04/10/2009 - 22:40
The black & white shoes are nice, the blue & black ones - no. That jacket with the strappy shite all over the front appears to have been made by a first year textiles student. You can even see where it's been pinned in one pic, on one of the strap things just above the central ring. It also seem to be made of low grade polyester. The bra doesn't fit her, and it all just looks cheap and tacky.
BustySinclair Sun, 04/10/2009 - 14:34
Good as in newsworthy, I'll grant you that. However I think you should do the discerning great British public a service by reminding us on how "perfect" Ms Klass is with her convicted drug dealer husband...
Blartmonster Sun, 04/10/2009 - 14:10
i think they both are pretty good celebs, when you rack them up against our own Katie Price and Myleen Klass et al.

I just think they get dressed in the dark.

*gets dressed in the dark*
Mr. HM Sun, 04/10/2009 - 10:29
As tiresome as Gaga and probably about as talented. The yanks just can't seem to roll any decent acts out lately but continue to fucking irritate us with increasing regularity
Blartmonster Sun, 04/10/2009 - 10:21

As tiresome as Gaga and probably about as talented. The yanks just can't seem to roll any decent acts out lately but continue to fucking irritate us with increasing regularity
Blartmonster Sun, 04/10/2009 - 10:21
i think they both are pretty good celebs, when you rack them up against our own Katie Price and Myleen Klass et al.

I just think they get dressed in the dark.

*gets dressed in the dark*
Mr. HM Sun, 04/10/2009 - 10:29
Good as in newsworthy, I'll grant you that. However I think you should do the discerning great British public a service by reminding us on how "perfect" Ms Klass is with her convicted drug dealer husband...
Blartmonster Sun, 04/10/2009 - 14:10
The black & white shoes are nice, the blue & black ones - no. That jacket with the strappy shite all over the front appears to have been made by a first year textiles student. You can even see where it's been pinned in one pic, on one of the strap things just above the central ring. It also seem to be made of low grade polyester. The bra doesn't fit her, and it all just looks cheap and tacky.
BustySinclair Sun, 04/10/2009 - 14:34
Busty, you're gorgeous. But I rather suspect your comments won't be registering on the average mole's giveafuckometer
merylhighground Sun, 04/10/2009 - 22:40
"Good evening. I'm Marie Helvin. You're watching Frocks On The Box. This evening, I'm looking at designs. Clothes from Donna Karaaaaan. OscarDeLa Rantaaaaaaaa."
kwebb Sun, 04/10/2009 - 23:20
^^ Is she wearing a belt made of boobs? I've never seen nipples that low on such a skinny person.
BustySinclair Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:18