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Wed, 16/12/2009 - 12:08 by Harry Bow

Rihanna shows her lack of taste in more ways than one...

If she's not dressing up in a Whitesnake wig or showing off her big hairy muff, Rihanna's over-sharing about how much she, like, really loves all that sex stuff and how she wants to lezz off with Megan Fox, but in what might be her most shocking outburst so far, she's now revealed that she fancies JLS's Marvin Hume.

 

After slipping on her Treasure Chest goggles at Mahiki, the singer allegedly told a friend (who told The Sun);

"It would have been cool if Marvin had come over and said hi. Maybe next time. Or if they [JLS] are over in the States we could hook up."

JLS over in the US? Don't hold your breath, love.

  • Now that is a great wig , well at least you can pass it for a winter fur hat , but she should get some better Wigs if she really wants to , though i love her hair dues.

    doctore Wed, 27/10/2010 - 16:11
  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:11
  • I dont like her hair that colour

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    baltimore Wed, 11/08/2010 - 00:50
  • Enough if the weaves and wigs! Does anyone have real hair anymore?

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    baltimore Fri, 06/08/2010 - 18:12
  • I liked her earlier music

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 05:36
  • That looks just plain silly

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 05:20
  • I defiantly think she should change her hairstylist. I saw her on TV the other week, wearing an awful long wig! Poor creature! She should better use some Clip-in hair extensions. They would defiantly look better on her than these... big wigs. :-s

    AliceWonderland Sat, 20/02/2010 - 22:24
  • Fucking hell, no wonder Chris Brown panned it one, he probably thought it was Freddy Kruger coming on to him

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:48
  • Oh dear. That nylon syrup shows her for the flat-nosed boar she really is.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 21:01
  • i think she may actually be bald as well as stupid

    JOHNRBUK Wed, 16/12/2009 - 15:58
  • How's about a couple of my football socks stapled together ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:52
  • Tesco, can you knit me one of those black woolly cowl things she's got on. I quite like it in a warm, wintry, taking the kids to school kind of way. Thanks.

    stella ah trois Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:48
  • How can you be an exclusive London escort with a name like Britney? Does not compute.

    stella ah trois Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:46
  • It's called "Jackson Syndrome" the more famous you get the whiter you must become !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:12
  • Is her skin getting lighter? What is it with black "pop" stars? Beyonce's gone the same way. Perhaps it's a contractual requirement for shagging Jay Z.

    Stramash Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:05
  • I hope you get cancer of the cock you piece of shit

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 13:28
  • Sorry love - you can dress like a prize turnip and witter on about sex 'til domesday but Lady Gaga has got that load of tawdry old bollocks well and truly sewn up, and she's got the cock thing going too.

    Must try harder - and by 'try harder' I mean 'kill yourself'.

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/12/2009 - 13:18
  • Are you sure this isn't Limahl?

    hans moretti Wed, 16/12/2009 - 13:13
  • Dear god you would not even see a london escort dressed like that would you honestly!

    bryan Wed, 16/12/2009 - 12:17
  • Dear god you would not even see a london escort dressed like that would you honestly!

    bryan Wed, 16/12/2009 - 12:17
  • Are you sure this isn't Limahl?

    hans moretti Wed, 16/12/2009 - 13:13
  • Sorry love - you can dress like a prize turnip and witter on about sex 'til domesday but Lady Gaga has got that load of tawdry old bollocks well and truly sewn up, and she's got the cock thing going too.

    Must try harder - and by 'try harder' I mean 'kill yourself'.

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/12/2009 - 13:18
  • I hope you get cancer of the cock you piece of shit

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 13:28
  • Is her skin getting lighter? What is it with black "pop" stars? Beyonce's gone the same way. Perhaps it's a contractual requirement for shagging Jay Z.

    Stramash Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:05
  • It's called "Jackson Syndrome" the more famous you get the whiter you must become !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:12
  • How can you be an exclusive London escort with a name like Britney? Does not compute.

    stella ah trois Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:46
  • Tesco, can you knit me one of those black woolly cowl things she's got on. I quite like it in a warm, wintry, taking the kids to school kind of way. Thanks.

    stella ah trois Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:48
  • How's about a couple of my football socks stapled together ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:52
  • i think she may actually be bald as well as stupid

    JOHNRBUK Wed, 16/12/2009 - 15:58
  • Oh dear. That nylon syrup shows her for the flat-nosed boar she really is.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 21:01
  • Fucking hell, no wonder Chris Brown panned it one, he probably thought it was Freddy Kruger coming on to him

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:48
  • I defiantly think she should change her hairstylist. I saw her on TV the other week, wearing an awful long wig! Poor creature! She should better use some Clip-in hair extensions. They would defiantly look better on her than these... big wigs. :-s

    AliceWonderland Sat, 20/02/2010 - 22:24
  • That looks just plain silly

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 05:20
  • I liked her earlier music

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 05:36
  • Enough if the weaves and wigs! Does anyone have real hair anymore?

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    baltimore Fri, 06/08/2010 - 18:12
  • I dont like her hair that colour

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    baltimore Wed, 11/08/2010 - 00:50
  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-and-liam-howlett-struggle-breath-comedy-jog36923#ixzz0wfiX8SHk
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:11
  • Now that is a great wig , well at least you can pass it for a winter fur hat , but she should get some better Wigs if she really wants to , though i love her hair dues.

    doctore Wed, 27/10/2010 - 16:11

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